January 16, 2007

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  I got tagged by Beth. Here it goes:

  1. Post a picture that's worth a thousand words.

  

  2. Write a limerick about a Xangan that you admire. Include reasons why  you admire that Xangan in the limerick.

  There is a young asshole named Dan. Who talks shit, whenever he can. For all that he's said, he still isn't dead...but still humpin' young ladies in bed.      (okay, that's not really why I admire him but it was funny right?)

  3. Do you have a secret blog? If so, why? If not, why not?

  No. I don't see the point. Plus, I can barely keep up with this one, let alone another.

  4. Write out 3 wishes for other people (Xangans?) and say why you wish those things.

  Halomutiny- Strength to endure this trying time with her sick husband.

  ChiChiChihuahua- Success with her daycare for Kaleb.

  Bittersunday- Smooth transition into her new school and a successful semester.

  5. If you had to make something with a grapefruit and two rubber bands, what would it be?

  I would make a slingshot by putting the two rubber bands between my thumb and index finger and use the peels from the grapefruit as ammunition!

  6. Did you ever practice french kissing, and if so on what or how?

  I practiced on a young lady named Roxanne. It was in the laundry room of the apartment complex. Eventually I got it right.

  7. What is the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten?

  Thing- A lizard (raw)   Tasting- green park grass

  8. What is the most feminine (if you're a man) or masculine (if you're a woman) thing about you?

  My lips.

  9. If you have pets, what are their names and what inspired you to name them that?

  4 dogs. Precious, Gollum, Porky, and Snoopy. The first two because of that book. Porky because of her weight and appetite. Snoopy because he has always been a nosey little bastard.

  10. Write a three line story about a time you were caught doing something wrong.

  When I was 17 I got caught stealing a car but managed to elude the police. They sent their dog after me. He is now in doggie heaven.

  11. Using roughly 50 words say nothing.

  She was shaking her mermaid rump at the Gorillas until Napoleon realized that this tactic would not work. What he thought were mermaids were actually politicians in g strings swinging their hips at Elvis. The gorillas were in fact decaying, putrid corpses that wanted to marry their cousins! Believe that?

  12. Tell us about the worst job you ever had.

  Dealing drugs in Pico Union. It sucked. Enough said.

  13. Create a new breed of human. What does it look like? What does it do? How does it procreate?

  It looks exactly like Rodney Dangerfield, except it has a tail that gets erect when he lies. He tells jokes all day long. It procreates every time someone laughs at his jokes.

  14. What do you think the biggest threat to humanity is right now?

  Me.

  15. Tell us about what your dream job would be.

  I would get paid a lot of money by writing on Xanga!

  16. Who is the last person you wanted to kiss?

  A lady in the parking lot at work.

  17. How do you eat an oreo?

  This might sound really weird but, I actually take one out of the bag using my fingers and raise it towards my mouth. I then open my mouth and take a bite. I then begin to chew it and then swallow it after a while. I repeat the steps until the oreo is gone. Weird, I know.

  18. What would you say is your defining characteristic?

  The way I shake my money maker on the dance floor?

  19. What is your cause?

  To be the best father in human history.

  20. Link one site that you have found that is useful or makes you laugh.

                                     www.xanga.com/CynaraJane

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