
So I was cruising by Theoscafe today and noticed a post by Dan that asked the question, "If you were looking for God, where would you look?" I was surprised to see no shortage of answers. Some good, some bad. Some funny, some...not so much. There sure were a lot of formulas put out there! But what stood out to me were several comments like these:
The names and pictures have been modified to protect the innocent, or something like that. But I've heard this said so many times in my life that I decided to put in my two pesos on the matter, and maybe even answer a few questions from my last post. Here it goes...
Forget about what got you here. Your bus has arrived and you begin to shuffle out slowly, dragging your feet, because a normal stride will cause you to fall. It's not so easy to walk in shackles. No sooner have you got off the bus, you begin to be yelled instructions. The instructions have to be yelled out, otherwise you couldn't hear anything over all the cat calls, whistles and threats being yelled at you by the inmates looking to find weakness. It's no use, mostly everyone is covered in sweat...a sure sign of fear. Some are already shaking and pissing themselves.
The next major step is being strip searched. I can't tell you how degrading and humiliating an experience that can be. It will happen to you hundreds of times during the next few months. Anytime you go to the yard, the dispensary, and even before and after you see a loved one who came to visit you inside. Always. It's not the fact that another man (and sometimes female guards) sees your penis or love handles. It's the humiliating feeling as you are told to do this and that. Hold this position, turn around, open this crevice and cough...all while feeling less than strong because at a simple command you will do what they say. And believe me when I tell you...you never get used to this.
Now it's time to eat. After getting whatever slop gets thrown on your tray you're faced with a major decision. Where do I sit? Man, this is not an easy thing. Sit by another race and you've committed suicide. There are no open minded people who can simply be liked by everyone because "I'm not a racist." Motherfucker, you better be. Oh, you'll learn it the hard way...sooner rather than later, bet on that. But it's not like the movies where you find plenty of empty seats to choose from. Even if that were the case, sitting alone is like shouting over a loudspeaker, "Please come and take advantage of me!" Once you decide, you better watch what you say and how you act. Discovering that the food is hot on the outside and still frozen on the inside is the least of your worries. You force yourself to eat, probably for the first time, you're eating because you're hungry...without the choice of sending it back, or getting something else. If you don't eat what they give you, you will go hungry...but eventually YOU WILL EAT WHAT THEY SERVE YOU.
Man, what a fucked up day. You discover that your cell smells like ass. Your bed consists of a thin pad that barely hides the metal springs beneath it. Your cell is so small that you can touch opposite walls at the same time easily...with plenty of room to spare. Your cellmate, who you better get used to will see you piss, shit and everything else. And the noise! Fuck! Hundreds of conversations going on all around you at all times. The only way for everyone to hear each other is to shout over the other conversations, thus making it louder and louder as time passes. Peace and quiet will soon be a long forgotten experience.
Of course I left out a lot of things. But it gets worse...
Living with all these rules, codes, and regulations are enough to drive you insane. As time passes you learn that there are just as many rules, codes and regulations from the convicts as well. But there will be no shortage of people looking out for you. There will always be a friendly face around, showing you this and that, telling you how things break down and how to act. Maybe even offering you a cigarette or two. Sometimes candy. He may even take you to his cell and make a care package for you. Toilet paper, canned soup, canned veggies, dry noodles, toothpaste, and soap. Man, what would you do without him??? And you notice that nobody is bothering you like in the movies. Maybe you can just do your time and be out in a few months/years...
Then after a short while, sometimes an hour, sometimes after a few days, it comes. Your buddy will take you aside to his cell or yours, or to a hallway or out of the way area. He'll ask you to perform a sexual favor. Maybe oral sex if you're lucky. Maybe more if you've taken his gifts. Of course, now you realize that nothing is free in this place. You realize that this is inevitable. If you refuse, you may receive a severe beating...best case scenario. More than likely what will happen is that this person will hold a prison made shank to you and give you the choice of life or death. Most people choose life. And there it is. There's no turning back now. You probably tell yourself that it will just be a one time thing. The truth is, now you've become property. That inmate owns you. He can trade you, sell you, or rent you out. He can settle debts with your services, or even just give you to one of his homies.

Over the next few weeks you will probably be made to wear prison made thongs made from tank tops. You'll also be shown how to use cherry flavored (or raspberry) Kool-Aid to make lipstick and eye shadow. And this will be an everyday thing. After a while, you will no longer resist and just give in to your fate. Some people choose to kill themselves, others just cry themselves to sleep every night.
But wait, what if you inform the guards? Certainly they can help, right? Wrong. You will probably find out that they already know what's happening to you. They are indifferent. But perhaps you are lucky and find a guard who takes the time to file your complaint and follow protocol. The inmate or inmates will be sent to the hole for a month. A month. You are shocked to find out that they will only be there that long for doing what they did...but that is what your asshole was worth. And it gets worse. You don't even get the thirty days of peace. Word of you being a snitch gets out. You crossed the line. You violated the most important rule of all. Don't snitch. The only way to be remotely safe now is to be transferred to solitary...and even then, they can get to you.
So how often do you think these men report this? When "they" decide to do surveys to try and find out what the percentage of rape victims per year are, do you think people will volunteer that information? No. They want it to remain a secret. So how accurate do you think those statistics are really?
"But what they hell is your point, Miguel...are you anywhere near the end of this post?" "What does all of this have to do with finding God?"
Oh, yes...I do have a point. Life on the inside sucks. This is reality for most. It's when you lose everything... possessions, pride, family, etc, that most humans resort to one last thing...hope.

And it's at this time when they take the chance to believe in a God who will deliver them from their life. The problem is that it's usually short lived faith that they find. The minute they no longer find themselves in these desperate situations...they forget all about God. The truth is, a lot of people look, but never do find him while doing time. It's just not that kind of place.
PART II next time....
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