September 2, 2009
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I'm Not Making This Shit Up, I Swear!!!
Catholic Church Offers Pre-Coital Prayer For The Pious
"...place within us love that truly gives, tenderness that truly unites, self-offering that tells the truth and does not deceive, forgiveness that truly receives, loving physical union that welcomes...."
I know, I know...I'm going to hell. I choose to come out of hiatus, only to post semi blasphemous rigmarole! But it struck me as funny. Why??? If you have to ask, then this post is probably not for you!
You see, I've heard of (and even practiced) the pull and pray method, but never any sort of "pre" prayer. Is it me, or ===>
How are you supposed to be ready after invoking god for the last five minutes? I just don't understand. Can anyone explain that? Don't get me wrong, I believe there is a time and a place for prayer...just not before hittin' it, you know? Moving on....
I'm almost sure that I have some sort of cancer...and why not? I've been smoking for 30+ years now. I'm not complaining mind you, I'm just throwing that out there. If I was really that concerned about it, I'd go seek some medical foolery. But I'm not. These are in fact bonus years that I never thought I'd get to see. And I'm not really sure that I want to see much more decline in our society. What the hell happened to the concept of respect? In my prime, I was ready to give my life for it. These days it seems that the word has no meaning. I find that very amusing. One man's trash, I suppose.
Kind of like books...reading entire series of books to be well educated on numerous subjects...and now, with Google and Wikipedia it only takes seconds to find answers. Now any yahoo can seem somewhat intelligent when arguing with you while hiding behind a computer. Oh well. So, I've been out of it, people...what's new????
Comments (21)
ROFL, PRE-COITAL PRAYER!!! Ahahahaha... that's too great.
want is this
30+ ??? thats ok,, youll get the hang of it,,,
cute girl,, hahahaha
are you sure they didn't borrow that idea from the Baptists?
wow
and that cigarette pic is funny
You know I pray a lot and I could pray more often, but not a day goes by without my praying.
But I have never, nor will I ever pray before having sex. Do you get on the phone and call your mother or father right before jumping your mans bones?" Dad I am about to engage in oral sex with Dan, so I need to get off the phone now. Do I have your blessing?"
I might loudly thank God afterwards (or during) but that is another subject.
Oh my god I use to know a couple who had sex before they were married and felt all guilty and stuff after they got married that they prayed before they got laid...I always thought it was strange myself but it's even funnier when YOU bring it up...
I MISS YOU MIGUEL...!!!
Dont die of cancer...and don't stop smoking or you probably will. It always works that way.
Lol, coitus was always a funny word to me, and now pre-coital prayer. "Hunny lets get it on!!!!!!" "No, we must thank God for your boner first"
And then doing so will kill your boner, and you've prayed to God to be thankful for sex... for nothing.
Nice seeing a post from you!
Haha, the pre-prayer thing is funny!
I hope you are wrong about cancer!
Kathi
I know a guy who does pre-prayer quite often. Of course it's more like "Oh dear God, please help me to get her drunk enought..." or something along those lines but it's a prayer nonetheless.
I can't even take that seriously, but I appreciate the church's intent. Very interesting. I don't know any Catholic who would actually do it. Not even my in-laws, and they're old.
"just not before hittin' it, you know?"
Funny as hell; this whole post..
Wow... that's just... bizarre. And strangely tantalizing. lol
Yay!! I don't know why I'm getting excited about this post... it'll probably be another year before you post again...
love that cigarette picture. You've still got it! There's a whole new slew of xanga-ites... you need to introduce yourself!
wondering what they are really praying for ............... better preformance, lasting longer, no pregnancy, no disease, passing out immeadiately afterwards to avoid cuddling ............
good to see your words my friend
I try to avoid praying at all opportunities.
Now that I've hit 70 years old, I give thanks to the pharmaceutical industry.
I saw this today! what a hoot! Just trying to figure out how that might work
its been so dang long, i think if the opportunity were to present itself, i may spontaneously break out in thanksgiving...
good to see you bro...
i agree w/ a comment above --don't quit - it kills people -
i'll be danged if i go to drop over and didn't get a last smoke in...
You have not lost it especially being gone so long. Glad to see you back.
Haha... the only prayer I'd do before sex is praying that it's good... and it usually is so I don't even need to worry about that! I really hope you don't have cancer though. Good to get an update from you - take care!
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