Shut up! It's funny. I realize that it's not politically correct to even insinuate that being gay is wrong. And tell a gay joke and you'll be labeled as an intolerant, narrow minded, homophobic, son of perdition...but you know what? It's my site, so if you don't like it...besa mis nalgas! I say what I like.

I crack myself up. Seriously though...am I the only man left on this planet that still has the balls to say that this type of shit is just gross, if nothing else? Forget about right and wrong for a minute. All I'm saying is that it's pretty fucking gross.

I suppose that's relative to the person. I mean, to each his or her own, right? And I'm not the one to get up in your kool aid. It's your cornhole after all, and what you do with it is your own business. More power to you. I just don't care to see it. Can't we go back to the way it used to be? You know, in the comfort of your own home? Not back to the closet, no, not necessarily. Just semi private. I'm not asking you to be ashamed or embarrassed about your preference in mates. And I'm not shaking my uptight moral finger at you, or judging your choices in any way. After all, I'll probably be chillin' with Satan when I die. I just don't want to the movies with my family and see your nasty tongue lashings, and package grabbing. Is that too much to ask? I know it's pretty rad to be able to be able to be out in the open and you're all proud and whatnot...but can you please refrain from throwing your pride into the mainstream...or at least in normal places?

Like if I'm at a club or bar...that's accepted. If I happen to see it, I have to deal with it and just shut the fuck up. Why? Because it's that type of place. Hook up joints. And that's fine. But I don't want to see it while going to the store with my kids. You get what I'm saying?

I have no words.  Now I've seen it all.

Me duele el corazon al pensar que todos somos hijos de Dios. Siendo padre, comprendo el amor verdadero que le podemos tener a nuestros hijos. Un amor puro, perfecto, y sin malicia. Cuando uno de mis hijos se pelea con otro, o simplemente rehusa compartir algo que le pertenece, no lo entiendo. Esa tendencia inherente de egoismo que tenemos como humanos, lamentablemente, es inevitable. Lo se, porque nunca se los enseñe. Nunca lo vieron por un ejemplo mio. Sin embargo, lo demostraron de una edad temprana. Poco a poco, han aprendido a enseñarse, o disciplinarse hasta el grado de dejar esas tendencias entre hermanos. ¿Pero en realidad, no somos todos hermanos y hermanas? Lo leemos. Lo decimos. Lo sabemos. Lo predicamos desde el pulpito los Domingos. Pero son palabras sin valor. De diente. Cuando salimos de la iglesia y entramos al mundo, pasamos al lado de nuestros hermanos y hermanas sin ninguna clase de compasion o remordimiento. Y aun asi, nos valoramos como Cristianos. Cerramos los ojos a la disdicha de los demas, y pensamos que al final de todo vamos a entrar a la presencia de Dios con manos limpias. Y yo, que no me considero mas que basura...aun yo, veo la discrepancia en esa clase de ideologia. ¿Por que no lo ven los demas? No entiendo.

**Rough Translation (I wasn't going to)**

It hurts my heart to think that we are all children of God. Being a father, I understand the kind of true love that we can have for our own children. It's a pure love, perfect, and without malice. When one of my children fights with another, or even simply refuses to share something that belongs to them, I don't understand it. That inherent selfish tendency that we as humans all have, is regrettably inevitable. I know, because I never taught them that.They never saw it by my example. Nevertheless, they showed it from a young age. Little by little they've learned and disciplined themselves to the point of leaving those tendencies behind among brothers. But then, aren't we all brothers and sisters? We read that. We say that. We know that. We preach that from the pulpit on Sundays. But those are words without value.  (an idiom that doesn't translate). When we leave church and enter the real world, we pass alongside our brothers and sisters without any kind of compassion or remorse. Despite that, we value ourselves as Christians. We shut our eyes at the misfortunes of others, and we think that in the end we will enter the presence of God with clean hands. And I, that don't consider myself anything but trash...even I see the discrepancy in that type of ideology. Why can't others see it? I don't understand.

Catholic Church Offers Pre-Coital Prayer For The Pious

"...place within us love that truly gives, tenderness that truly unites, self-offering that tells the truth and does not deceive, forgiveness that truly receives, loving physical union that welcomes...."

I know, I know...I'm going to hell. I choose to come out of hiatus, only to post semi blasphemous rigmarole! But it struck me as funny. Why??? If you have to ask, then this post is probably not for you!

You see, I've heard of (and even practiced) the pull and pray method, but never any sort of "pre" prayer. Is it me, or ===>

How are you supposed to be ready after invoking god for the last five minutes? I just don't understand. Can anyone explain that?  Don't get me wrong, I believe there is a time and a place for prayer...just not before hittin' it, you know? Moving on....

I'm almost sure that I have some sort of cancer...and why not? I've been smoking for 30+ years now. I'm not complaining mind you, I'm just throwing that out there. If I was really that concerned about it, I'd go seek some medical foolery. But I'm not. These are in fact bonus years that I never thought I'd get to see. And I'm not really sure that I want to see  much more decline in our society. What the hell happened to the concept of respect? In my prime, I was ready to give my life for it. These days it seems that the word has no meaning. I find that very amusing. One man's trash, I suppose.

Kind of like books...reading entire series of books to be well educated on numerous subjects...and now, with Google and Wikipedia it only takes seconds to find answers. Now any yahoo can seem somewhat intelligent when arguing with you while hiding behind a computer. Oh well. So, I've been out of it, people...what's new????