January 15, 2009
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Big Brother Is Watching You, Miguel!
I have a story for you guys. So, about a week ago I was texting a friend, back and forth. I have a qwerty keypad on my phone, so I type fairly fast...too fast it seems. I don't know what it's called, but there's some sort of assist option on my phone that guesses what I'm going to type. I know that some of you know what I'm talking about. Anyway, it actually remembers words that you type and also fills words in anticipation. ie- if I start to type Re then the word Remember comes up, and I could just hit a button and the word REMEMBER is automatically typed without actually having typed the whole word out. Anyway, I type in Spanish quite a bit and sometimes that option is a real pain because it guesses everything wrong. Sometimes I don't notice. Long story short...I sent a friend a text that was supposed to say "Con tu hija." (With your daughter) But what I actually sent out was "Come to hijack." Anyway, now (a week later) it seems my phone is being hacked/monitored somehow. I work nights and I have my phone in front of me. I see it light up for a sec without being touched. I'm thinking someone is probably listening in. Hmm...well to the fellas down in the FBI, I hope you pack a lot of NO DOZ or PRO PLUS because my life these days is rather boring. I was actually thinking I was paranoid or just plain ridiculous until I saw THIS today.
SO, if you don't see my footprints on your Xangas for the next few years, I'm probably being tortured in a dark, damp, basement in a remote location by black-budget, non existent members of our government. Please tell them that they're about 15 years too late and that I'm a family man now. You'll vouch for me won't you???
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I will vouch for you,I will even say you were with me.
I got'cho back holmes!
They don't read your Xanga too do they?
That's crazy. It's a good thing that my stuff is just immoral and not actually illegal, or I'd be in sooooo much trouble.
since you blogged about hijacking, your blog has been reported to the TSA and you have been flagged as a terrorist. good luck!
Ya' know.......................I have wondered about that since I started making political statements on here.............
lots of footprints and such from parts unknown
@Another_Perfect_Wonder - LOL...I was thinking the same thing about my messages.
Actually I think the FBI already has you and this is an imposter posting for you now to try and bait us. Has to be since you haven't been around. Well....let me tell you...I'LL NEVER TALK!!!!
no worries -brother O is closing G mo i hear...
My phone does that all the time. Usually in the middle of the night.
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This doesn't even surprise me. But don't worry; the Government is doing it all to protect us! Riiiiight!!!
Miguel and and commentors have been put on the red list, those likely to publish inciteful material before the collapse of thh dollar and introduction of the Amero, and the assassination of the 44th president too, and three months of complete chaos, and introduction of the New World Order.
The poor lose, the rich are protected, and nothing really changed. I sold my soul for a crumb.
I suggest shaving that suspiciously terroristic mustache.
@Alive_in_Vegas - sooooooo true!!!! same *confused* haha
Actually, the programs that collect end-user data activate automatically when triggered by key words and phrases. Just over 99% of the data is filtered out as useless by a system of computers and the rest is reviewed by whatever poor group of interns got stuck with the duty this particular week. The chances that a person ever actually reads any of your messages is infinitesimal; it's more likely that your number was added to the blue list by a lifeless algorithm.
dude that freaking sucks!!!
Kinda funny though but no worries I'll speak on your behalf..
Sorry, I can't read your post...I have to hijack something! LOL! But uh...I'll miss you!
@benjimau5 - The "Amero"! I love it! Total World Dominance with the instatement of Bush upon a his reprival from society, right?
you know all us Mexicans look just like them terrorist!
Try texting dirty with predictive text......I once told someone all about my nice puppy!
Wave hello to the NSA.
It's so easy to be identified as a terrorist these days. If I was in the FBI and I was scanning for threats, I'd definitely be suspicious of your text. lol.
Predictive text is a pain in the hiney... I turned mine off..
So it cellphone tapping is true, it really makes you wonder about the things they can do with you webcam.
I love it when people double comment and then leave a third comment to scream obscenities. haha.
I'm so white I think I might be Satan.
I sent a message to my sister a month or so back and instead of writing, "Are you coming home?" it read, "Are you coming good?"
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Big misunderstanding, needless to say. Damn you, predictive text!
On that note, I'm kind of curious to try incorporating some choice terror words into my text messages to see if my phone begins acting mysteriously. Don't worry Miguel, I'll see you on the other side!
Wow, that's crazy! The predictive text can be annoying, sometimes. I used to have it on my old phone. I wouldn't worry about the FBI, though; if they are watching you, they'll easily give up, seeing that you're really not a terrorist.
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