January 9, 2009

• Keep Your Chin Up, Miguel!

  

  No, you're not seeing an optical illusion or experiencing a Vietnam flashback...it's a real post. So why the big breaks in between posts, you ask? Well, between a job that is driving me crazy and a marriage devoid of any coital bliss, I have little to inspire creative thoughts. Well, that's not true. I do play out creative ways to kill my boss in my head all day. He seriously doesn't know how close he's come to feeling a sharpened number 2 pencil lodged in his anal cavity or worse. But no, he isn't worth the jail time. Moving on.

  I believe it was Peter Sinclair (sp?) that said that depression loses its power when fresh vision pierces the darkness. I found that to be true. In fact, the old me would find my current pussness (yes, that's a word) laughable. I have no real problems. Nothing that Jill (or Manuela for my Spanish brothers and sisters) and a beatdown couldn't fix. Moving on. I suppose that I have to give Paige credit for this post. She told me to get off my lazy rump and write something.

  

  I wonder how much longer gas prices will remain affordable? For a while there, I was seriously considering riding a scooter to work. Okay, maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration, but you feel me, right? I keep reading that this drop in price is due to less of a demand for gasoline in this quickly deteriorating economy. I don't know if I believe that. What I do know is that I never let my tank go below 3/4 full, just in case prices increase by 5 bucks a gallon overnight.

  Speaking of which, I was reading an article the other day about how all that madness at the pump was a direct result of my people from Mexico...or "crapheads" as the article's author chooses to call us. Haven't we been blamed for enough things already? I mean, shit! Sometimes I wish that Alien Greys started coming here in their UFOs illegally. Then maybe we could start to blame them pale, doe-eyed, cow mutilating, no genital having bastards for everything! I'm just saying.

  *****EDIT~ My bad. I thought that everybody knew what Jill was in reference to:

  

   

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