January 2, 2008
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What Do Women Really Want???
Last night, over dinner, we were discussing women always trying to change men. This has been a topic that comes up often, as it really bugs me to see my good friend slowly change into a tamed, polished version of what he used to be. I mean, even the clothes he wears are different to what they were a few years back. His supposed taste in music, the food he orders and even the way he speaks...all changed since he got married. And maybe I've changed without realizing it either, but at the very least, I dress, eat and like Tupac....the same as always. So anyway, I was reading an article on what women want in a man in "iVillage" and here's a condensed list in no particular order:"He should take care of himself, mentally, physically and spiritually" (So in other words, have huge, glistening pectoral muscles, know how to read and write, believe in God, and wash your ass occasionally.)
"He's always pointing out the good things about me but he loves me for my faults too." (So in other words you don't want us to ever bring up anything negative about you. Never mention your tremendous tank ass or cottage cheese, or your ever increasing number of chins. Compliments, compliments and more compliments.)
"In touch with his feminine side. He will watch Ally McBeal with me and not make sarcastic remarks." (So in other words, pluck your unibrow, trim that jungle you call an ass, smell like a flower boutique, and leave your balls at home while watching tv.)
"He MUST have a good sense of humor!" (In other words, be your personal clown or comedian for your viewing pleasure, never letting on opportunity go by without sputtering out some witty and perfectly timed remark to make you giggle like a teenage girl after her first kiss.)
"Sensitivity is key, but not to the point of being wimpy. I still need to feel like he can protect me" (So in other words, we have to cry while watching Oprah giving away cars, sing hymns to you as you lie in bed with severe menstrual cramps...and if some knife-weilding hooligan tries to take your purse containing two dollars...we must pretend to be Steven Seagal and be willing to die protecting it's contents.)
"He should be able to kiss away all his woman's pains and still manage to send chills down her spine when he does." (So in other words, you want us to have a vast knowledge of medicinal herbs and plants to the point just short of being a witch doctor... as we kiss and apply porno tongue techniques on you.)
"Financially Stable. He doesn't have to be rich, just financially responsible." (So in other words, we must be able to buy you that Louis Vuitton purse that's on sale for $9,000.00 once we've been together for a month...even if it means working overtime for the next three years in order to recover.)
"He should hold you in bed at night when you are cold and not pull away even though he is sweating to death." (So in other words, sleeping is all about you and your comfort. Even if that means jabbing your knees into our back and taking up all the room on our king size bed, or taking all three blankets away, or forcing us to contort and twist into Gumby-like poses so that you'll be comfortable...it's all about you.)
Well, there were a few other things on the list, but this was basically it. So in order to better understand I thought long and hard about it, and I think I know EXACTLY what you women are looking for...THE PERFECT MAN! ===>
-Miguel
What do you think???
Comments (356)
Oh Miguel. Too funny. I don't know what the hell you're talking about though. My husband is a goddamn caveman.
Oy,I have no complaints as far as my husband,he is so sweet and kind. I am the rough one that needs to be refined!
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^^I seriously doubt that Beth! I'm with Chi Chi. Most of us are still cavemen. By the way, what do you think of the photoshop?
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You are funny...I love the perfect man,he has better legs than most women,and the ever loving cleft in his chin like Kirk Douglas!
The photoshop is fantastic.You really are good!
I hate when people whisper,I am too nosey!
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I need to go think up a post now.
I have been working on it.
Do you remember the Opus Countdown at the end of the year in music from the 70's?
argh, about the only one of those that i do is wash my ass once in awhile.
Womans Nocturnal Emission? oh you make me laugh.
Awww I don't think we're all that hard on men.. my standards sure as hell aren't that specific. I made a post on the sensitivity vs. manliness issue once. We send a lot of mixed messages on that one. It's like how guys want you to be half sweet girl-next-door, half dirty back-door-slut. Striking a balance is tough, pick one or the other!
The one word of advice I always try to give friends, male or female, is to make sure you like the person you are with just how they are..., if you've got to change something then you are with the wrong person, right?
RYC: The song is The Boxer by Simon and Garfunkel... I think at this moment it defines me, LOL! For some reason I think Paul Simon sang this on SNL for the firefighters of September 11th, but I would have to double check that fact.
Have a great New Year Miguel.
Tricia
Change is such a strong word. I prefer.....improve!
But after reading all that I'd say you got us figured out perfectly haha
I have a short list and it ahs been filled. And no I was not looking for a mixture of Steven Seagal, Brad Pit, Oprah and Bill Gates.
But yeah this was funny, and the basis of good humor is that it has truth in it
haha, that was a riot. i love your interpretations of all those wants... some of which are more than a wee bit unrealistic. i just want someone dependable.
I completely agree with you and I don't know why I never commented before.....
I'm wondering if the women that wrote those are STILL looking for a man. Good luck finding one that fits all the qualities and doesn't already have a boyfriend.
I don't want my man to be feminine. I'm the girl. I want a MAN. I want him to be a man and act like a man. Not a pig that scratches himself and belches in public. A man that watches sports and UFC and gets drunk playing poker with his friends. A man that doesn't understand estrogen or why I cry while watching Oprah. My only requirements are respect. Everything else falls under that.
I'm also guessing these women have never HAD a man like that. If they did, they would dump him because she'd end up turning into the man.
HEY! where did you get that picture of me at my prom -er halloween?
Oh jesus, and women wonder why men only like them for their tits. Their tits dont write retarded lists on the internet, that's for sure.
Your female readers are on the whole very charitable to you, Miguel.
I find much truth in what you say, though of course women, like men, usually don't get everything they want.
When I read the personals ads, I see so many ads by women wanting a man who "knows how to make me feel like a woman" (what the hell does THAT mean?) and a man who "can make me laugh" (no one can MAKE you laugh, lady!). And when I come across a woman who lists one of her principal interests as "shopping", I run as fast as I can in the opposite direction!
haha. I've never tried to change my husband. I figure if I married him, then I gotta accept him for the person he is: someone who can't load the dishwasher properly, would prefer to stay home alone rather than invite friends/family over, doesn't know that certain items do NOT belong in the dryer after the washer, and conveniently "forgets", etc.
AND OUR LIVES!!!
Uh, I'm not in the least attracted to glistening pex. On the contrary. Blecch. I want to be able to lean on my man without getting greasy.
lol women will never know what they want and men will remain forever clueless. funny satire tho
That's hillarious. Thanks for the post.
that pics did it. lmao =)
too true man, toooo true
Women are looking for...
a reason to keep looking.
Dude, to be honest. I wouldnt mind doing all that for my girl, i'd do anything for her. But having said that she wouldnt use that to her complete blatant advantage. Your just supposed to take care of your girl, its how it is. They are meant to be taken care of dude. So be a man... or at least for the woman that deserves it.
And in the end, they dump the guy.
"Women marry men hoping to change them. Men marry women hoping they never change. Therefore it's inevitable both are disappointed." LOL
While I think you were reading in to those girls' comments a lot more than they were saying, it was still quite funny.
I just finished reading the book "Marriable" by Hayley & Michael DiMarco, and I must say it really explains all this craziness very well! There's some advice there for both men and women, so I would suggest it to all of ya.
That's easy. Women want EVERYTHING!!!
What a woman wants is always never the same to what she responds to...
oh lordy
to be honest with you we just dont know what we want until we are face to face with it. i know so many men out there are trying to read about us on magazines, website etc hoping that they can come close to figuring us out but it isnt possible. we change like the weather changes and just because we say we like that it doesnt mean you should do it because our thoughts/emotions never stay the same. its tough and i feel for you men. i mean there are times when im quite for no reason and it bothers the hell out of my boyfriend. there are times when im like its cold turn on the heater and then the next minute im screaming "turn it off" to my boyfriend... if we get like this over something so simple then it justs emphasizes my point even more....we dont know what we want.
DAmn, you read my mind...that's my wish list. But if a man is like that, i would dump him because he's too perfect.
hmmm coming from a cholo..
Funny Post!! i truly belive that not every girl is like this. I am not saying that everyone is like that, all crazy and demanding all these things, the girl that i am with rt now, i am happy with and she is nothing like this. I guess thats why i am with her..haha..funny pic-----> thanks for making me laugh...i needed that
You must be dating spoiled brats.
Often, these are the girls who look like models and everyone has always given them exactly what they wanted.
Tip: Get to know the girls who never got the title. And listen to "Fair Game" by Crosby, Stills, and Nash off the CSN album.
Of course, I'm an old lady. What do I know?
Hey man, this was truly hilarious. Everything you said was right on the money. Indeed, this post was worthy of being featured!!
I think men and women are confusing.
i don't know why anyone hasn't disagreed with you yet...so i guess i will. your interpretations are stupid. any girl that actually agreed with your list is an idiot. how can they just laugh and agree. maybe girls really are that stupid and im the only one that's not. girls don't want much, or i don't. i want respect, love, and commitment. that's it. i have never tried to change anyone. all the girls that responded to this and agreed are a disgrace to women. this blog is portraying women as dumb, unrealistic, selfish, and materialistic. like i said...stupid.
Hey dude~ thats fxxking right~
super funny!
I'm starting to think that both sexes have generally ludicrous expectations of each other.
I think the key to finding someone now is not to build up your confidence, be witty, dress like GQ wants you to, get those breast implants, whatever... I actually think it's about knowing exactly what to desire and what to expect -- and finding someone else that also knows that quite elusive knowledge.
wow...thanks for the entry. i think i've found the secret of life. if i don't have a girlfriend by valentine's day, I'm coming back here and giving you 0 eprops instead.
dude, i thought periods suck.
it sucks to be a guy.
HAHAHAHAH!! .. this was way too funny.
Gooood post
Wow...sadly: I think that's about accurate to most woman in America these days. Love the clipart, man. Well played.
Congrats on front page! So glad you are still sooo funny, now that I've come back on. Very Happy New Year to you and to your loved ones.
You deserve featured for the photoshop alone!
I totally agree. But beware to be whacked by women. Aaahh!! Not me, him!
we are quite demanding
I am proud not to be one of those women. But any man who submits and becomes whipped like that deserves it, in my opinion. If someone isn't strong enough to stand up for who they are and avoid manipulation, they might as well be treated like that because they probably can't get any better, anyway. If someone is confident in who they are, manipulative people like said women will have no affect on them, and they'll avoid such relationships.
Have some balls, guys.
Women, stop being manipulative bitches.
The end.
Nice picture at the end. hahaha! I posted about what women want a long time ago:
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=franksabunch&nextdate=1%2f19%2f2006+23%3a59%3a59.999
My personal tips for guys for dating:
- Don't date any female that would pay over $100 for a purse or shoes. That's at maximum, people.
- Only date females who make sarcastic remarks about stupid shows such as Grey's Anatomy. (I've never really watched McBeal, so I'll go with Grey's.)
- It helps to date a girl that would prefer to play video games and watch action/comedy flicks instead of going to the most expensive restaurant in town. An occasional chick flick and whatnot is good, but Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker are better most of the time.
- Only date girls who can take a real joke. If she finds Dave Chapelle, Dane Cook, or Russell Peters funny, it's good. If the only thing she finds hilarious is The View, run.
Conclusion? Females are annoying.
In the end... Guys? Don't be idiots and think with your head, not your dick. Girls? Shut the hell up and realize nobody is your creepy version of "perfect," because that's why you can only keep a guy for two weeks. It's great to have certain standards, but a lot of women have crazy expectations. Guys have a lot of problems with relationships too, but at least guys don't usually have crazy expectations.
I liked your post. ^^ Good job.
You gotta admit that's pretty hot ; )
lol funny post! and nice photoshop.
well,
i personally don't agree with your 'changes' to the list just because that is not how I am at all,
but i do suppose there are some out there who are which is why there are aspects of truth in it.
You can't completely ignore the guys though who try to change girls [like me] too.
It goes both ways.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHH!!!! That list is devised for men who know nothing about women. It's a starter kit for Vaginamen. Look, women want everything. But if falls into two main categories:
1) GOOD GOOD sex from a BAD BAD man.
2) Everything else.
If you've the patience to be the man she wants you to be, then have at it. Follow that list to a "T". Soon, she'll want to marry you. Start a family with her and contribute to society via your clean, well-mannered offspring.
But if you want to have crazy, mad, hair-pulling, ass-slapping, neck-biting, back-scratching sex with her, then do everything she hates. Don't cuddle with her. Don't watch chick flicks. Don't call her back. And DON'T have any financial backing to stand on. Those well-mannered, well-meaning, contributors to society will be breaking your door down and exhausting your condom supply while their husbands are picking the kids up from soccer practice.
Hahahahaha
I love this post. You're so right. Women need to stfu and live in reality!
the thinking of changing a man never existed in me.
they'll never change.
this is fucking great. been trying to articulate this since my voice dropped.
this entry totally made my day! this is by far the most humorous entry i've read.
buddy.. lol i didn read your entire entry and im not married yet.. but so far i think i've changed a bit in my relationship and.. i donno if he changed.. but i think i notice his change in his way of caring. Day by day he is more.. caring and loving. So i donno.. after reading first couple of paragraphs.. :S .. i cant say if i want my man to be like this or that. But i know ilike him for the way he is. Even if he farts now and then .. there are thousands of things he does which are awsome. But.. honestly i don think all wemen tries to change their man. Though i have a friend who did change her bf. Such as make him non smoker from a chain smoker. I thought it was a good thing she did or she helped him do to.
lol.. btw i read it entirely now.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. i liked that last listing from iVillage. made me laugh a little bit. [:
the picture put a smile on my face. thaanks. hahahah
LOL! i love that pic!
i think every woman looks for a financially stable man to marry or go out with.
...and financially stable means quite differently to every person
Oh come on! i hear men wishing their wives or girlfriends would change...its natural for two different people wanting their mates to change! haven't u had a girlfriend that a annoying habit?
i do think this list is stupid and your post a funny satire. relationship shoukd not be considered as a concept of the ideal. it should be the exchange of and working with shortcomings and stuff. is that an unrealistic statement?
hahahahahaha lmfao .
anyway , i agree with you =)
Fan-freakin-tastic
And you're featured!
You know, all I ask is that my boyfriend brush his teeth and change his boxers once in a while...and I don't even get that sometimes....
hahah, the frustration is clearly showing
That can't be my wifes list or she would have sent me packing long ago, most likely there would never have been a 2nd date.
but it sure sounds like my ex wifes list, especially the good sense of humor thing
Hahahaha I love what you have posted. And maybe somethings... thats what i want my boyfriend to be. Cept those girly legs.
Thanks for this inspiring passage
I don't think it's fair to put us all in that catagory. My boyfriend isn't exactly skinny infact I think men with huge muscles such as L.L. Cool J for example is disgusting. I like a little bit of a tummy. He's also 27 and still plays Dungeons and Dragons that's kinda nerdy to me but I wouldn't change that about him. The only thing I would maybe change about him is those annoying pet names he calls me EX: Pumpernickle Buttercup, Candy Corn Sugar Muffin exc... But that's what makes him him. I love everything about him from those corny nick names, to his inperfect body, to his little boy habbits. He's perfectly inperfect.
I like this entry. It's funny, yet also true. There is no perfect man, and there is no perfect women. I must agree, women sometimes expect too much from guys, and I feel bad for that. Guys are always on a lose-lose situation and it's like they can never win. I could blab on and on about this mumbo-jumbo stuff, but not today. You made a good point with this entry.
LoL Love the picture. I tried and succeeded when i was younger conforming myself to that list of what women wanted. You know how many women it landed me. "0" When I did manage to get a girl, it was women who were more than happy to control me.
So I conceded for a long time to think that women don't konw what they want. And for a large majority of women, they don't know what they want, and they'll tell you that if you corner them (verbally and mentally, not physically).
So while I was turned into that picture of superman, the jerk who used to beat me up or make fun of me ended up with the hot chick.
Women take for granted the primal side of a man, which I guarantee you , if you read about what attracts a woman to a man, that is it. I'm not saying go behead stuff or rip stuff apart with your bare hands, but be you, be glad to be male, be glad she's female. We were made to compliment each other, not control, not change (completely, anyway).
Of course, in reading the comments above, it seems a few women do know what they want. Go them
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Women are crazy. The End.
Also, they want a chocolate dick that ejaculates money.
We have been married for 31 years tomorrow. Even though we "had our days" the conclusion I've come to in "what a girl wants" is plain ole committment and to know that he will love me all the days of our lives together even sickness (like Alzeheimer's) and even when body parts start heading south and wrinkles take the place of tight skin. He doesn't need to "earn" any respect from me and I don't need to "earn" any respect from him....you just live it, together, unconditionally. Your post was funny but, sad.....if its the mind of some women....must be feminists. I'm glad that the majority who replied are "real" human women.
HAHAHAHAHA
I love the picture!
Outstanding. I needed a bitter laugh this morning. lol
Great photo editing. Can we see the other combination just for fun.
There is a tremendous difference between what women want and what women get.
Old Hat
Are you mad because women in this article have unrealistic hopes, or because women actually open their mouths and voiced them, rather than staying in the kitchen, barefoot n pregnant, waiting patiently for her man to come home from his night out with the boys, never desiring anything more than to make a perfect dinner for him and then give him a fantastic blow job before bed?
eVillage certainly doesn't speak for me. I just want a man who's not an asshole. Hard enough to find these days.
Hehe. Those lists about what we as women "want/need" always crack me up. For starters, my preferences change by the hour. I had a guy at work angrily point that out the other day! I told him I couldn't decide if I wanted a strong guy to fight with or a sweet guy who would make peace with me. I think this basically means we are more than just a bunch of lists. I think no matter who I end up with there will still be things that bother me. I may even be suitable for both those types of guys its just the relationship would work differently with each. This is why I don't make lists. I just want a man who chases after God.
I think you may be a bit too cynical about the whole what women want thing. No sane woman is looking for perfection. If she is, she'll never find it. And as many faults that you find in what we want, you can't pretend guys don't have their own personal lists, even if its not written down, that you want in women. You make that list and I'm sure you'll have plenty of people ready to rip it apart as well. There are always going to be the bad women/men that are out to ruin it for the rest of us looking for a normal, decent man/woman. Don't let them jade you or put us all in the same category.
Lol.. good post
you my friend, are totally hilarious-as is that list! I gotta stop by more often.
ROFLMAO
I made CB swear that if I become that kind of woman, he'll wring my neck
(gently though... while he kisses away my pain and bakes me a cake)
I'm just happy if he ignores it when I fart HAHAHHA
The majority of women have no idea what they want. The author of the article is clearly one of them.
Props for the photoshop and the humor.
thats was good! no, damn good! what a work of art! i got it now! thanks!
Great photoshop job, man. Of course, not every woman wants everything on the list, but it was funny, no?
In a healthy relationship I don't think anyone will try to 'change the other person. It's called 'compromise'. Meeting in the middle to compliment eachothers strengths and forgive and overlook the weaknesses. If you feel you have to change someone, they're probably not the right one for you. Nothing should be that complex.
Excuse me, but when men want us to be an Angelina Jolie/Jessica Alba lookalikes who can cook perfect meals and be available for sex whenever they want it and will be a compliant yet somehow strong and sexy Amazon who somehow won't impose any demands on them that require them to become a better person in any way,
I'd say women are not alone in being unrealistic and totally off the mark as far as what they will get.
That list is a bit extreme. I think the only things I've done to "improve" my boyfriend are getting him some shirts that are more age appropriate to wear when we go out to nice places, and to get him to be on time when we're meeting other people.
I didn't know Superman was a hooker. =p
I LOVE ALL THESE COMMENTS!
Ever since my brother's been with his
girlfriend, he's started wearing striped
polos. It's like I barely know him anymore.
>.<
In a healthy relationship noone will try to 'change' the other person. It's called 'compromise'. Meeting in the middle to compliment eachothers strengths, and forgive and overlook their weaknesses. If you feel you have to change the other person, they probably aren't the right one for you.
sorry...posted it twice. haha
that article is stupid..who did they interview-- High School girls?
Women frustrate me..and Im a woman!
Nope, I'm not that pickey. My man makes me laugh and that is in my book the biggest requirement. Other than that, as long as he is who God made him to be, I'm cool with that. Hilarious post though and I love the pic.
Funny!!
There is a huge diffence between what women say they want and the kind of man who actually turns them on. If you conform to what they say they want all the time, they will eventually get bored with you (if you are not already bored with yourself). No they confront in order to connect! So be a man and don't ever apologize for it!
everyone should read "men are from mars women are from venus"
everyone should read "men are from mars women are from venus"
HA! Fabulous.
*"He should be able to kiss away all his woman's pains and still manage to send chills down her spine when he does."*
That quote (well, your response mostly) was my favorite! haha Well done sir, this was a fun, and "ugh, true that" inducing read.
sounds like you have it fiured out. you must be a very successful husband.
Good post to get my morning started.
People in general push their ideals onto others so he/she can sculpt their 'perfect mate' that makes either party give up what originally made them unique. As a result, they are molded into this so-called perfection. It's annoying but it's human nature. Through the three years I've been with my boyfriend so far, never have we once tried to change each other.
It's articles like these that generate a general presumption of each respective gender. Don't get me wrong, I like what you wrote and respect your opinion and satirical humor in this, but wouldn't it be better to experience this yourselves rather than read it somewhere and then develop a bias just from that?
good call.
Nice pick by the way. Very skillfull. lol.
Damn it I can't delete my last post. I meant to say 'Rather than develop a bias just from that.'
Wow, how stupidly written by iVillage, they must have been groping for something to fill the space. Must of known what a responce they would get from Women.
Question: are their staff all from the cavemen era or just that articles writer?
thought of the moment: I know what I would use that Rag for.
this is hilarious. well featured.
first of all... i think the picture is funny.. i laughed. and second of all.. you've been hurt by to many girls, eh? And third of all... it is not necessarily the women changing the man... but the situation he is now in. At some point in a man's life they need to grow up. and so that is what your friend has done.. when a person leaves high school and goes to college like 90% of them change, why because they hve different experiences and challenges... it's a natural part of life to change... this is the exact same thing as when people get married. But, the women get all the blame for it.. I'm sure i've changed since marriage, and i don't sit and blame men for all the changes i see in my gal friends. it's just something that happens in life, and your friends wife just happens to a close bystander in it.
holy crap, makes me want to go out and start a fight right now to make sure i still have a set of balls there...
really funny, yet scary photoshop.
great entry.
OH my I need a cold shower now......
.....I love it when a man is so sweet.
Then to send chills........Well.........
Entertaining list =P it's funny to see how guys percive things like that... I get what you were saying about your friend but i can't help but think - did his wife really try to change him? See, i'm a completely different person and so is my bf since before we met and i dont think either of us made an effort to change the other. I like watching football now, i eat more filipino food and he dresses differently etc.. but the thing is - i like football not because he likes it, but because he introduced it to me and explained it so that i'd understand it, since he showed it to me i actually enjoy watching it because i know what's going on and i love how competative it is. I didn't eat filipino food before because i wasn't exposed to it - but since i've tried it, i love it. Same with him - i never wanted him to dress a certain way because i loved his style, but we'd go shopping and he'd ask for my opinion - he liked what i showed him and that's how he slowly adjusted his style. Not because i wanted to change him, but because i have a sense of style that he appreciated and wanted. Maybe your friend's wife set out to change him, but maybe he likes her music because he'd neverl listened to it before and since she introduced it to him he's grown to like it? Maybe he had to sense of style before, and since she showed him some great outfit peices he's actually liked it more than his own? Idk, i guess some women do try to change a man - but its a tad synical to say that we're all like that. I think it goes both way - men do it too - but at the same time it takes two. I'm sure she didn't hold a gun to your friends head and made him change. As a friend i'm sure it's hard to understand, but maybe he likes the person he's become? Anyway, take care! Sorry for such a long opinionated comment LOL!
I think Superman has really nice legs.
Haha. Oh gosh. Females, me for that matter, we're not all THAT demanding!
Hilarious post you got there!!
yeah, totally not true. in fact i think i've changed more and been more flexible in my relationship than my fiance. but of course.. the only thing i've really sacrificed is less free time for art to play more video games. not much of a sacrifice.
What, you mean women and men have different desires and expectations than each other and both must be flexible, considerate mature people who are able to communicate and work hard to make a better relationship??!! You have got to be kidding!!
I want a man who respects me, cares about what I say. Some where through the years of marriage. Both men and woman stop doing that. But in my case I still listen and care and ask questions everytime husband speaks. But he doesn't listen to me when I talk. Not mentally or physically with his ears.
So men, pay attention to your lady when she talks. It will give you great insite into what she wants.
¢åomen are actually difficult to understand
that's why you have to explore into their heart to see whats going on
random props .... thanks for the laugh!!!!! LOVE the pic!!! the only thing i really changed with my husband is his clothes & .... in a way, i just helped him because he used to complain that he didn't have anything to wear whenever i asked him to go out. so ... every holiday or we catch a great sale, i just kept buying him clothes. as for the other attributes you described, you know, there was a recent article about men & marriage. it's quite interesting. wish i have the link!
haha wow
Basically, that is correct.
IDK. I think all that women want are for the men to be honest and open of their feelings and to be there when needed! Yea! That sounds right!
We must evolve to efficiently reproduce.
Oh I know the one you are talking about, it wasn't really like this one. i was puffing up my cheeks and looking goofy this is my "I dunno" pose
This is oh so import, you know I can't let you get this wrong
i think we just expect men to take care of themselves because women usually do so much to be attractive to them.
trying to change a man is a pointless task anyway. they set their priorities and act from there. when men do act differently, it will last only as long as they're being rewarded for it.
That picture is hilarious. Women who marry men hoping to change them are nuts. I'm old enough to know better.
what a synchronicity! we were just watching the latest Superman last night and I commented on how his career didn't seem to do much when there were a lot of "homosexual whispers" about him. I'm not saying the actor was or wasn't since I don't care one way or the other. (and anyway, Kevin Spacey is one of my fav actors and he's gay also). But truthfully if you would like to know what exactly a woman wants, read a romance novel. I write romance novels and discuss this lots with other romance writers. In a romance book the man talks, acts, dresses, eats, and behaves like women like a man would really behave. I know you laugh at this but I am dead horse serious.
Shelby Stone....The Gelding by Mystic Moon press 1.1.08
women want men who take care of themselves because we usually do so much to make ourselves attractive to them. we also want a guy who can be both strong and show a sensitive side because we want to be protected sometimes but also need to know that the person we're with is just as vulnerable as we are.
most of the other ones just signal that we want a best friend.
kudos to ur blog! i think u got it about right. Even tho my bf is growing fats i didnt even knew existed and he blames it all on me. And we women do like our men polished so we can say... "I have the "almost" perfect guy" to our friends. hahaha..
that was funny
the worst part is that all of that is true hahahaha.
LoL... i didint expect the pic at the end... sometimes bothsides can not communicate well... so one has to dominate the other...
No one should have to change just because they are in a relationship... and women don't know what they want.
Nice post... I know why women today are so picky...
Haha, hilarious! But no, it's ot true as far as I'm concerned. If I love the man, and he loves me back, then I'm satisfied.
while we're at it
we might as well get paid for doing such a job
you know, just so we can pay for another dolce and gabbana purse
I hate being wrapped up in arms while im sleeping. It is me on my side and he on his.
I wouldnt change anything about my man.
>> I know EXACTLY what you women are looking for...THE PERFECT MAN! <<
Well of COURSE, silly! DUH ... congrats for figuring that out all on your own!
Hehe at your mentioning of Tupac.
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This is really stupid.
yes...we own you men! LOL
funny stuff ^_^
im giving you some props dude...your right girls change their guys into this perfect something you call a good man, but really you just want to slap the guy for caving in.
funnnnneeeeeeeeeeee picture!
Actually, you're wrong.
1) Not all women want the perfect man. In fact, I hate big muscles, and the God thing doesn't matter to me because I'm an atheist.
2) No, you shouldn't insult your girlfriend. Compliments aren't too much to ask for. If your shallow ass wants to make a comment about your girlfriend's "cottage cheese thighs" expect comments about your constantly growing beer belly and your increasingly gray facial hair.
3) Not all women are like that. I hang out with guys, and I watch football. And I don't expect my boyfriend to watch any of my girly shows with me.
4) Again, you are generalizing women. And a man who never laughs is a boring piece of shit quite honestly. I don't think these standards are too high.
5) Generalizing. What this woman wants in a strong man who's not too macho, not afraid to display their emotions in front of her. A man who's too macho in his private life obviously has little man syndrome.
6) No woman expects intense sexual pleasure after a hard day at work. A man? Doing something thoughtful? Please... A back rub would suffice, and that's what she meant here. Of course, a woman should be expected to return the favor.
7) Generalizing, generalizing, generalizing- here you have the materialistic woman. I, among many, am insulted that you give this trait to "most" women when these are the shallow brats who expect a no-reason gift from their boyfriends daily. I and "most" women don't expect that.
8) Another woman's little rant which you generalize as all women. Real women recognize that a relationship involves two people making each other happy- not a man pampering a woman constantly.
So pretty much, you generalized. Too much.
The women who wrote those are probably shallow, quite beautiful, but have no personality.
So maybe you should lower your standards and start examining personalities instead of faces. Pretty faces will only get you those things you discussed.
It's funny that men bitch and moan about this crap when if you looked a little further and sacrificed a tiny bit of meat on a woman's bones instead of looking for a knockout you'd get the close-to-perfect woman.
Not too mention- I mean look at yourself. Men are stubborn. They won't change. Unless they've got a good reason too. Maybe your friend realized he was being immature and needed to grow up. Is that a damn sin? You should ask him. Maybe his woman brought out the better in him, instead of changing him.
I agree with you more than you could ever know, and I'm supposed to know what I want! But the truth is, we have no clue what we want. We want something called "true love" but no one really knows what that blissful, magical, unrealistic thing is (haha). But I don't think you should change anyone! If you want to chance someone, just go find someone else with the qualities you actually want.
Finally! Someone gets it! Thank gods, I was almost out of gay men to try and turn straight in my quest for the perfect husband.
this is a great post.
No, that article, is basically a bunch of crap, and you should not pay any attention. This article makes it look like women want everything and we do not; well at least not all of us. Mainly we want a man to be there for us when we need them, give us attention sometimes, and sometimes to just LISTEN. Not to try and solve all of our problems usually we just need someone to vent to. And as for attention, we don't mean be attached at the hip, but it means don't ignore us all day and all night long for watching the game or playing video games. And really what we want is to BE WANTED! We want to feel, like we are wanted and needed. Most guys can't show that emotion, and ask like we are as replaceable as the next one.
And not all women try to change their men. Most of them fail miserably, because most men will not change unless THEY feel the need to. So women who have a good head on their shoulders won't try and change men, they accept them for who they are. But, its not like men don't do the same thing. Sorry we can't look like supermodels and perform in bed like a porn star all the time. Men have unrealistic expectations just as much as women do.
perhaps we women should worry if a man reads Ivillage? just a thought.
Women, as a whole, are never going to have exactly everything they want in a man.
A woman, is probably never going to be everything a man could ever want.
Even if the body is right, and the parts fit (pun half intended),
there will still be small things, habits, idiosyncrasies, that will have to be either compromised, talked about, or simply just ignored, if that person in the relationship has enough patience.
All these things, that women claim they want in a guy-just won't happen. They may in a gay guy, but not in their boyfriend.
With that said, there's only 2 kinds of paths to go to get a woman what she really wants.
One, is having all that nice money, cars, and power, which will eventually result in lack of caring in a relationship (i.e. "I feel you're buying me off"), which could lead either to A) you being broke, or B) divorce, which leads right back to A. or you can be honest, dependable, faithful, and frugal. throw a little empathy in there (e.x."I understand how you feel") and you've got it made.
If women could just be themselves more often, honest, caring, dependable, faithful, they can, in a way, make us guys stop worrying about money so much, and spending quality time with them. Put in a little acceptance ( e.x. "I understand who you are, and love you for it, even if you aren't perfect."), and we have maybe not perfection, but a pretty damn good relationship. (And maybe the elimination of male enhancement commercials?)
What do women want? Jerry buss said it best "EVERYTHING"
I don't think we are that hard on guys! As long as they don't look and act like a caveman, they are okay with me! Besides, Louis Vuitton purses are hideous!
i couldn't agree more.
By the way, I hate guys with big muscles. Most the time they can't put two words together. And the constant compliment thing would make me want to slap them.
This is silly. Maybe SOME women want to change their men - but I think people change together. I changed and my man changes because we want to change for each other. But the things we don't want to change, don't change. Maybe your friend didn't see his clothes as all that important and didn't mind changing them for her, but perhaps what he does view is important hasn't changed and it's just different from what YOU think is important. I don't try to stop my man for doing his D&D thing, or wearing only black and khakis, but he doesn't try to make me convert to his religion or stop going out to Japanese (although he doesn't like it.) But his politics have changed as a result of mine and my cleanliness and what I cook has changed as a result of him.
Any woman who's only agenda is to specifically change a man is ultimately going to fail or simply be miserably unhappy for the rest of their lives. (Although women commonly believe that they can "help" a man - but that's another story.)
good gracious, miguel makes featured content (bravo by the way) and suddenly i have more footprints in one day than ever before. interesting.
I guess if this was my sort of humor, I could find it funny. If you took the article seriously, there were some good points mentioned. No woman in her right mind would date a guy similar to the picture at the end of your post!
~~Mary~~
Lolz.
I think there are one too many exclamation points in the title. K, thanks.
I have a different take on this. My experience has been that women don't necessarily want to change their man, they just don't want him to change, especially after marriage. For example, I know a boat load of men who, when they married, were in really good physical shape. Their weight was under control and they treated their woman right. The problem started AFTER the marriage. I watched them gain a ton of weight, then get really sassy with their woman, and especially if she dared to gain weight. They seemed to think that, even with their beer bellies, they were still just as charming, just as sexy, just as desirable as ever. I had to break it to them--and not so gently--they are idiots if they think that.
I think women are more afraid that men will change, instead of wanting to change them. Maybe I'm wrong.
Truth is... you can't change anyone but yourself. Period.
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Let me tell you, have women all figured out.
I apparently got a girl upset by my comment, so I suppose I should clarify:
First off, I AM A FEMALE.
Second, since I am a female, I've been around girls enough to realize that girls are extremely annoying sometimes.
Now, as I said in my post, there is absolutely no reason to pay over $100 for shoes, purses, or any of that crap. Also, it's much easier for a girl to find a boyfriend who is into video games, action/comedy movies, etc. Less drama, more fun. And yeah, if you've ever played a video game, you'd know that video games have a lot of romance, too. (Ever played an RPG?)
Anyway. My point in my comment was, girls are annoying. Since the post was about girls' crazy expectations, I talked about those things. It's not a crazy expectation to ask your boyfriend to cuddle with you. It is crazy to expect him to buy you something for every monthly anniversary, blah blah. It's not crazy for him to ask you to try playing games or watch Rush Hour. You had him watch The Notebook, right? He probably even liked the Notebook, and you'll probably like Rush Hour.
Long story short, a girl needs to do things her guy likes, and a guy needs to do things his girl likes. It's pretty simple, people. I don't think guys have as crazy of expectations as girls do. On the other hand, I do think there are worse things about guys. Most women are probably more dateable and more respectable than most men. But if a girl finds a good guy, don't drive him away with, "you didn't get me any flowers for our anniversary!"
I'm a female. I've been with my boyfriend for four years. And yes, females are annoying and crazy. But guys can be slutty or dicky. Try not to be any of the above.
Also, as a female with a mother, a sister, and many female friends, I think I have the right to say that girls can be freaking annoying. Guys can be even worse, but not in the same way.
hahaha this is too funny
women are complicated. sometimes we don't even know what we want. and what we think we want isn't necessarily what we actually want.
Outstanding! I'll be forwarding this to a few people.
You are not married are you.
Ok, thats hilarious! I was prepared to give a big feminist response but whatever... Look, if your boy has changed but only superficially... dont judge him too harshly. As long as he is still a good man, husband, and friend... what gives. He can always fart and let loose at your house.
LOL....that's funny. I think this is great, yet so true.
"Financially Stable. He doesn't have to be rich, just financially responsible." (So in other words, we must be able to buy you that Louis Vuitton purse that's on sale for $9,000.00 once we've been together for a month...even if it means working overtime for the next three years in order to recover.)
Well, what can I say? I do agree. But wouldn't you have to dive into it and see if women changed as well? I mean, everybody changes over time. Our experiences with other people and different situations causes us to do so. Deep down, we are always who we are; but exterior changes are constantly happening, no? But what can I say? I'm not married.
what's so bad with changing a guy to make one person happy? if he loves her, he'd change for her. also, if he cares, he make her feel special too.
i remember when i was dating my "spouse" i changed his scruby clothes and his wallet and his shoes and his hair cut. i also made him wear pink for a whole year and now he's wearing my fave color, green. ...
but now i come to think of it, i shouldnt have made him change because all my money goes to all those things... grrr! but seriously, talk about a waste of money...only if i knew that i cant change him from the inside by changing him from the outside, i'd never waste money on him!!!
haha, thats funny.
funny thing: my dad just bought my mom a luis vuitton for christmas
I never realised how much I dramatized the idea of the perfect man. This makes me re-consider what I really want. I think I might just want a man to be himself. does that make sense?
awesome post. your sarcastic interpretations are so true!
heres the thing
over 90 percent of us DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL WE WANT!!
We focus on the what ifs all the time. But what is the point in trying to change someone? People should take the good with the bad because there will always be negative aspects to things but the point is to focus on the positive and dont just try to get rid of the negative, but to deal with it when it comes and accept that it is part of the person you are with. If you cant deal with that then get out or just try to stay friends.
“WOMAN, n. An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication.” - AGB
The truth is, no one really knows what a woman wants, this applies to the women as well. Ever since Cosmopolitan and Oprah, women have been told what to think, and how to think, but never for themselves. So called relationship experts on TVdo more harm than good considering they pander to their audience, mainly women. Why is it that its always the man's fault? Why is it that the man is the one who has to change?
What? Women demand what they refuse to give? NO! You've destroyed my innocent concept of what women are - I will be forever jaded!
We women want everything.
Hmm.
I agree with you - except, if you don't want physical expectations put on men (i.e. glistening pecs) then there shouldn't be any on women (i.e. tank ass).
it's funny--guys complain about these type of girls, who deamnd eveything, are high-maitence, and listen to Cosmo as to what they should want from a realtonship, yet they continue to date them! if you dont want that type of woman, then look for the rest of us! we usually just ask that you respect us, not much else.
Miguel I like the shoes your metrosexual superhero is wearing; I own a pair just like them.
I think this is right in line with what Chris Rock said...Chivalry is dead and women killed it...Great post...Cya Kyel...
I think its kind of funny how you find it so fucking ridiculous that a women is simply looking for a dignified man. But I can see how you can be so overwhelmed by so many different 'wants' from women. Every man you ask will give you the same answer in regards to what he's looking for in a woman:
a nice pair of tits.
Haha. Men also have unrealistic expectations of women. I know my friend does anyway, he has his idea of what he wants and refuses to settle for anything less. There will always be something that can't be perfect. I don't expect men to be everything or become womanly. Haha.
In my personal opinon, women want. . .everything. Especially good looks, great sex, and a well paying job. Not being a complete bone head is a major bonus, also. Love the feminine superman picture. Too funny. :]
Brilliant, cat. I hope someone has mentioned that many of them also want to both have and eat your soul, and to own you unconditionally until they quite suddenly decide to throw you out on the street and sell the Vuitton bag to support their new man's drug habit. But hell, I'd do it too if I were a horrible woman. Women are just men with very different bodies and thought processes.
Such sexism :/
It should never be about changing either partner. Finding "Mr. Right" is about mutual respect, love, scentuality, and the ability to pray hard enough to keep the angel of death from snatching you prematurely.
Hell yeah!
Bravo. No more metrosexual superheroes.
HILARIOUS. and too true.
"if he loves her, he'd change for her. " - Aryang
If she loves him, she won't make him change.
It depends on what's being changed. If the woman was abused by an alcoholic as a child and wants the man to stop drinking, that would be reasonable. If she asks him to try to not burp in public, that would be reasonable. If she wants him to change his interests and stop hanging out with his friends, that doesn't work. Basically, if it's something little, or something that matters very strongly to you, then it's maybe reasonable to ask the other person to change. Otherwise... Love them for who they are. Plus, it goes two ways - she might ask him to cuddle a little more, he might ask her to watch his favourite comedian with him. Love takes understanding and compromise. "Change or leave" doesn't work if you want to live a happy life with the one you love. (Well, unless the "change" is stopping a drug addiction, or something else major, but that's not what I'm talking about.)
Women are like that. None of them will admit it though.
women who think like that annoy me. =)
LOL...I think that list is compiled from a misunderstanding of women but it has some good, overly exaggerated points. Not all women are so demanding BTW. If LOVE can't change how a man think, talk or act then the world would have no ability to progress or be better. Most people change at their own free will and if it was coerced, you have made a mistake.
ally mcbeal? do people still watch that? must be and old article or something...also, what's the fun of watching tv if you don't make sarcastic remarks?
a good sense of humor is key. making good jokes is nice, but more importanly, i want a guy to think i'm hilarious. and what's this holding you when you're cold even though he is sweating to death nonsense? that's just stupid. just the other day my boyfriend pushed me off the bed when i cuddled up to him cause he was too hot. and even though it's pretty embarassing to fall off anything when you're naked, i didn't mind. this is becuse i'm awesome.
all i want is a clean guy with a big cock.
to answer your question in the simplest way possible without going on an endless tirade:
Women don't know what they want.
=)
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haha
I hate women too. I suggest going gay.
seriously
He's perfect, just perfect. ^_~
i think the problem is that we have absolutely no idea what we want...we pretend to, which probably confuses men, but don't be fooled.
Wow! This is a great post! And funny!!! I hope you don't mind me stopping by to read! I think it's interesting that a man falls in love with a woman hoping she will never change...and she does change. And a woman falls in love with a man hoping he will change (or she can change him) and he doesn't. I think women should leave men alone...let them be who they are. BTW, I love cavemen! For a number of reasons!
I think growing up with brothers and always having male friends helped me to have a better perspective on men. I adore them!
Thanks for letting me stop by, C.
PS...that photo is hilarious!!!
That was funny! Women don't know what we want, cause when we get it we bitch about it. Human nature to want what we don't have and then bitch when we get it. I want to cuddle for 10 minutes then get the hell out of my bed. My blankets, and pillows and I want it all to myself. The old people who have two seprate beds had it right. You sleep together to make babies then sleep in your own bed. Great Post!
oh wow! ure my fave blogger now!! awesome dude! xD
Sure, it's a perennially popular subject. But how on earth did you get so many comments? What's iVillage?
Too funny!
extravagant demand and perfection makes loves sour in the end she becomes a lesbian if not lonely and miserable
XD
Lol love the 'perfect man'!! =D
pretty close to spot on, I'd say. Too bad perfection is unachievable.
Wow, most of your female commentors have been extremely generous... hilarious, but really sexist. I'm a girl and I don't even know many other girls who think that way. And women who want that much in a guy are just plain pathetic.
I don't think that list should be aplied to what ALL women want.
But your interpretations of what each of those things means is frikin' hilarious. Even if your interpretations are nothing like what I would imagine my guy in my life to be like, it's still good for some laughs.
And the photoshop is a riot.Great job!
Damn! Your password for private comments isn't my name.
Big eprops for this. It's great. You capture the complexity of women in a nutshell...some aren't all that complex though...lol..but funny.
good thing men's list is shorter to balance out.
I think you're being too hard on us. We want a perfect guy, but gosh, you make us sound so hard to get along with. I don't think I'm that hard to deal with!!
Dude.. you just lost points for whatever that Louis Vuton purse comment was about. Who the heck is he and how do you know about a purse maker/seller/designer/whatever. Quick.. drink a beer and belch really loud and you might regain some testosterone!
I've never wanted a guy to be in touch with his feminine side, or to be sensitive...the hygine thing, well that's a must....but most of my critique comes from the heart and character that he shows...enjoyed your post though...very funny....
This was a very funny satire. The picture makes me laugh so hard. Everyone has ideals and what they think would be the perfect person for them (this image changes as we get into more relationships and interact with more wo/men.) It's the difference between idealistic and realistic. Women start out as little girls hearing those fairy tales, wanting that perfect man. We are idealists as are boys when they're little. They love and respect their moms or female role models. They learn what they want from seeing their parents and/or older people in their lives. If not then they sadly learn from tv or often times negative society views. Idealistically we learn there is no perfect person out there. We learn that there are some things that just are not going to happen. Everyone doesn't smell good all the time. They're gonna stink sometimes figuratively and literally. (Opinions are like armpits everyone has them and some of them stink.) This is the realism kicking in. We think we know what we want but until we actually truly experience it we don't know.
In a woman's defense: We learn as we go along, just like guys do. We've seen what we do like in previous guys that we have interacted and been with and want those same characteristics. At the same time we've seen what we don't like. Disrespect is what we don't want. We don't want to be lied to. Idealistically we never want to be lied to. Realistically we learn that some things people are not going to tell us. And we have to be okay with the little things. We can't sweat the small stuff. If it really bugs you though you need to speak up. We're just trying to find a man who matches our ideals as much as possible while still trying to remain realistic. We still have our early childhood views of that fairy tale. We still think we want that perfect man. We still want that prince charming. The one that will sweep us off our feet and do everything that we view as ideal. And it's definitely a struggle to become more realistic. It's hard to be let down and see that there isn't a prince charming out there. These high expectations often turn guys off but we do not want to settle. Nobody wants to settle for anything less than want they think they deserve. We accept the love we think we deserve.
So this comment is so very long and I'm going to copy it and expand on it more in future entries.
<3 Kelly
rofl brilliant!!
ROFL. Not all women are like that. o;
There is change and give and take on both parts but it boils down to which one is the taker and which is he giver. I am the giver so I have done most of the changing to fit in with what my boyfriend wants. My sister is a taker. When she finds a boyfriend it will have to be someone willing to change for her. Both people can't be the taker because then no one gives and people can't live like that.
Of course everyone has standards and things they want in their mate but you learn what you can live with, what is really important to you and what won't work.
People change dude. Get over it. It may have nothing to do with his wife. It could be his career. It could just be that whole growing up thing. It sucks when people change. And I hate when my friends change too. But don't be so quick to blame his wife and go hating on the whole female population. Although that article is pretty ridiculous. I will agree with you there.
I think it has been said before, but the reason women can't find a sensitive guy who is in touch with his feminine side is that they already have boyfriends.
Nice playing with the photos. It is going to be some time before I can get that image out of my head.
HAHAHAHAHA tremendously disturbing... though somewhat accurate
My boyfriend is a helicopter pilot . . . wears Hawaiian shirts most of the time . . . can't stand chick flicks . . . doesn't wash his hair everyday . . . but he doesn't expect me to spend a half hour applying makeup or work out all the time, he takes time to understand what's important to me, and he's patient when I don't get what a carburetor is . . . it works.
PREACH THAT SHIT MAN! AMEN!
My boyfriend is half homosapien half caveman and I LOVE IT
ha , thats just about right .
yep, what they want is a completely unstable man...there's just no way one man can be all of these things and not have some kind of psychological problem like multiple personality disorder or something...
Unfortunately straight women out there, you CANNOT have it all!
i think the list is amazing. it doesn't offend me at all, i'm glad a man is actually able to come out with the truth.
Yo Jamie Lynn is lying
!!!
Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant! If Casey Aldridge is not the father, then who is?
if thats what girls are looking for then most decent guys are in trouble... this perfect guy though is something i dont want to be, i mean it all sounds wonderful and all but i sort of want a girl to love me to, do things for me idk if that sounds selfish but sorry if it is, its true for me... i think all in all though.. the perfect man/woman only requires one thing... that they love you for you and would care for you no matter what
Preach, brother.
i think women all have different standards on what me should be like--- maybe some are more extreme than others
i personally don't care, just as long as they like ac/dc and bob marley. 
Haven't you learned by now that what a woman says she wants is seldom what she really wants?
The one thing that all women want is a man who can read between the lines and figure out what she wants without her having to say it.
That is the absolute most hilarious thing I've EVER READ. You should love someone for who they are... plus, I'd have to say, If I were in a relationship with someone that "perfect", as iVillage describes, I'd have kicked his ass by now. WIMP!
Awesome Photoshop, btw.
Lmao! Awesome!
LOL...... so funny.... good one man
that was a beautiful job well done!
my sis and i had a great laugh and i think that's what you were hoping for in all your readers, too?
fuck beats me
Welll, I think thats the case with every women once they get into a serious relationship, but you are being totally bias here to not mention how even men are so demanding. Perfect looks, perfect smile, perfect feet to perfect body...they now rate a girl in terms of looks and not for what matters the most. Guys demand a certain kinda standard for women even before they get into a relationship, I've seen girls skipping meals and doing what not just to fit into the perfect picture. Is that not asking someone to change? at the end of the day, once you decide to be in a relationship you shud be willing to give in to the person you're in love with but also try and make her understand at certain times when she's being over demanding. Girls change for guys and guys change for girls...people are never satisfied [men women both], they are always looking for changes. For instance i would change my room setting every other week and eventually choose a new color for the walls in my room cause minotinous bores me...haha if you dont want you're gf to get bored of you then listen to her..haha you have no way outta!
Nice entry btw, got me thinking and i was really cracking up to read the how it was so true and a great picture of what your gf has made of you haha !...have a good day sir!
haha-great pic. but in all seriousness--i think its a matter of what women IDEALLY want. To a degree, it's a double std. Men, we have our needs too--we want this/that in a girlfriend/wife. In the end, it comes down to one's ability to compromise and accept one another. just my 2 cents. nice topic.
random eprops
maybe a bit overdramatic, but on the whole, way too true.
You've got it dead on perfect! What do women want? Everything! Mostly they want another woman!
just respect me and it would be a nice plus for you to be able to read and write... the other stuff i can do without...
Women need security, a gentleman, but not a wimp, they need action and fitness, of mind at the least. But most of all, they want a companion to travel the journey with.
Its a long one...
Beware of idol gossip, agreement on issues just to keep the peace. Retain female friends... provided all they are is friends.
Having a really big langer will also work if you're perhaps lacking in any other quality.
Or perhaps having at least 20 million dollars... they love that sh!t.
Handbags....
Handbags...
More feckin handbags
That pic is sooo funny!! Great question... let's start with women's age groups and decades.... in the 20's....hmmmm...some jsut want fun times , and a rare few want commitment. we fall in love with men who make us feel respected and special.. I honestly think women are confused about what we want..some want different things from men than I would want. All I really want is a lifelong partner who will be with me in the end..through thick and thin.. Now ...before getting married and after getting married , women want different things also..
I mostly want someone I can laugh with.. someone I can just be myself with..no control freaks.. no freaks of any kind..no more drama types..no lazy ass either.. kindness and blah blah blah..there is way too much to cover here..good night : )
I enjoyed this post
Oh...we just want perfection, that's all... ha.
Loaded question with a zillion answers for all different women. How about a life with someone who is respectful, caring, loving. someone who I can laugh with, have fun with...and a man who is mature yet young at heart.. a man who is kind and patient. this is too much.. there is no one thing thatwomen want other than what you want..serenity now! a long , healthy and happy life : ) yadda yadda...Good night : )
you are hilarious
AH! I love your realist approach to this.
As a female, I'm so sickened by this feminization of the male. If a guy had nothing better to do than watch Sex and the City with me and groom himself, he certainly wouldn't be dating me. While you probably should wash your ass, yes, and cater to your woman on some level, please don't develop glistening pecs, or become the kind of demi-man you've described here. I'd much rather you be like Tupac.
Avery
I think he is NOT the perfect man. lol
by the way...
wassup?
haha, that's EXACTLY the kind of man im looking for
wow.
That's not at all what I want.
The real question is ... What do MEN really want??
Woudn't it be cool to know what they really want?
You photoshopped that picture?!?!
I am clueless when it comes to things like that, so to me, I think you should become a professional picture contorsionist.
Now down to the article, us women are freakin' selfish and I am sorry.
You do have to give us some room sometimes.
We may do unto you what we want, but if you do it back to us, we will get beyond pissed.
That's just life.
We suck and yall smell, and we don't like that so we fix it.
I am just messing with you, but you make some great points.
dude this is totally true. i'm a chick and all of my friends try to change their guys. its so pathetic. and this is why relationships almost ALWAYS fail. unless you can semi-stand the real person that you started to like in the first place. you gotta RESIST because totalitarianism is not the answer.
this is pretty hilarious.
you missed the point
"Perfect looks, perfect smile, perfect feet to perfect body...they now rate a girl in terms of looks and not for what matters the most. Guys demand a certain kinda standard for women even before they get into a relationship, I've seen girls skipping meals and doing what not just to fit into the perfect picture." - Pinkglitterangel
Then don't date that kind of guy. That's part of what I meant when I said guys are probably worse than women in the long run. Don't date a guy who judges you on looks. My boyfriend loves me regardless of the way I look, and I love him the same way. I want to lose weight, he says no. If you want a good guy, date the kind who loves you for who you are, not the way you look. There are a lot of guys out there like that. Instead of wanting you to look different, they ask you to stop worrying about makeup, stop worrying about dieting, and be yourself. A girl is a lot prettier when she's happy and smiling, after all.
haha, this is a very funny post. Mostly because if some woman out there (i guess they exist since this was on ivillage, which is what? the askmen.com for women?) is looking for a guy like this, good luck! I wouldn't want to date someone who was so demanding. I think it's all about accepting the flaws too! Plus, who doesn't have flaws? Who wants someone to hold them when they're cold if they're sweating up a storm? How is that comfortable for the person who's cold? haha. I would suggest some fleece.
But anyway! here's a wonderful link for my fellow ladies who want to get married/bag a man forever: http://thewomenmenadore.com/
(p.s. in case anyone takes it too literally, that link probably doesn't deliver the promises it says it will)
I saw this post on the featured list and absolutely had to read it, and since I hate when people read my stuff with out posting I figured there is no sense in being a hippocrit.
While humorous and I have to admit, the perfect man can't be too far off of what some women want, I would also like to point out that men are looking for a barbie doll...huge rack, huge ass, no waist line, always beautiful and silent. No photoshop needed.
So when someone actually (accurately) figures out what women really want (and that description from Ivillage is far from it) they can tackle the problem of what men really want...because if it really is barbie, I'm screwed.
I have to say that that ivillage list is pretty sad. We all need to accept who our partner is and if you can't then you have a choice, stay and deal with it or leave and stand on your own or find someone you're more compatible with. I am a woman - I don't need anyone to make me feel like it. I am independent - I don't have to lean on you. I have a sense of humor - if we compliment each other that's great. I expect and deserve respect - just like my partner. Mutual interdependence, love, honor, and respect. That's what healthy relationships are about.
That's weird.....I wouldn't ask any of those things from my husband/lover. So long as he loves me back and puts up with my sarcasm, I'm content (oh, yeah, and political/religious harmony....)
Lol, funny way of putting it. But yea, stereotypically, it's correct.
haha. I think not.
Superman scares me. Superman in a skirt... horrifying.
lols, you really dont have to over react and be such a dick about this. you're complaining how us, women, are expecting you guys to be everything. but you're just viewing all women as the same, and no, we're not all the same. so please don't act like you know everything about every one of us because you don't . besides from that, good job on writing some trash to get so much attention =) no offense ~
haha this is hilarious!!
I think whoever wrote that article on iVillage must have been trying to come up with, in a very unpractical and non-serious way, some sort of "theoretically" perfect man, who embodies all or most of the qualities they (the writers) think women would want in a guy. The problem is, though, that different people want different things, and I think that's why some of their descriptions of the "perfect man" sound either like oxymorons, or downright impossible.
And about your friend: However much he has changed, what matters most is whether or not he himself is happy with that change. If he honestly feels that it was a change for the better, then you should be happy for him. Sometimes, people change not because someone else forced them to, but because they wanted to. Just for the record, have you ever asked your friend about this change?
Lol.. you even put makeup on the perfect man.
Hilarious post! You pointed out that I've got alot of work to do. Made my day acutally!
I don't want a $9,000 purse, and I don't want a guy to possibly risk his life to chase down a purse. I do hope this is satire. Otherwise, there are a lot of girls that have problems.
Women are complicated, they dont know what they want.
I agree with the girl before that said women confuse her, and she is one. ><
I mean.. grr...
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graciee
Hahahaha.. I mean seriously we're not that mean. That's just the half of it.
that list of what women want is ridiculous. Maybe there are some women who want that, but those women need to get a clue.They will never be happy and find what they want.
And as far as your friend, maybe he is not changed by his wife, but has just grown up.... people do grow up and their interests and perspectives change. It's not a bad thing.
right then and there
LOL
Hey, I said my standards were "hygienic and moderately financially/emotionally stable". Why should that be too much to ask?
If you got the male writing a list about what he'd want in a woman, it would be an even more ridiculous mix between Betty Crocker and some sex muffin.
Haha, I loved this. All I want in a guy is a good conversation and mutual love. =]
That's funny. I don't think I would ever date "the perfect man." He's not genuine.
That list is ridiculous, but don't you think it's going a bit far to categorize all women as shopping-obsessed, materialistic, self-obsessed brats? I think it's fairly obvious that those women are incredibly few and far between. If you know a lot of women like that, who supposedly "change" your married friends, perhaps you're hanging out with the wrong women...
Oh the damn comfort issue when sleeping! That is about the only real scuffle my wife and I have ever had.
The picture is hilarious.
He has to be able to kill spiders for me!
Haha. It's a funny post. There's this thing about women and looking for the perfect man, they almost never find them. Haha. I'll be satisfied with a guy who can make me smile, just because he's with me and I love him.
Hahahaha! This is great!
I missed it somehow in my lack of time spent on xanga.
That IS what I want Miguel!
...but I also want him to have confidance.....I want him to posess all of this, but still be a "manly-man".....a throw me down and fuck me (oops...am I allowed to say fuck on your site? If not....I'm sorry
) sort, as well. 
ryc: Thank you, Miguel. I mean it. Thank you for being my friend. And....I'm hoping so (better)...because believing in the theory that it HAS TO is all that keeps me going, lately!
Happy weekend, Miguel!
^^I say fuck all of the time. You're alright, Jamie...
Lol.
Yea.
I THOUGHT WOMEN COULDN'T CHANGE MEN.
That's what's been pounded into my melon.
So, if your buddy has changed & you haven't, what does that mean? Just a thought.
The first one is a MUST. If he can't take care of himself, I'm not going to do it for him.
I want to be someone's lover, not mother.
The sense of humor is another MUST. He doesn't have to be a comedian, however.
And the financially stable thing is pretty important too.
Sorry I've come across abrasive, but I am nearing a breakup.
As Chris Rock has said, "Women need food, water, compliments, and the occasional pair of shoes."
hahahaha lol well said girls dont really know wat they want..so if any guy out there tries to figure it out its gonna turn crazy unless your like mel gibson in that movies "wat women want" or your gay haha
hahahahahaha lol well said women dont really know wat they want and if any guy out there tries to figure that out he will turn crazy..unless your like mel gibson in that movie "wat women want" or gay haha
funny!
... "good job on writing some trash to get so much attention" What the heck?
All this time and I never realized that you were an attention whore Miguel. Thank God ONEpinktrash pointed that out for us.
no the perfect man would be lex luthor.
great post though.
I am in complete disagreement with you. First of all, not all women should be lumped in the category of the women who wrote that for iVillage.
I understand your translations were written to amuse xangans but you stretched the truth to the point where you're creating stereotypes.
""He should take care of himself, mentally, physically and spiritually" (So in other words, have huge, glistening pectoral muscles, know how to read and write, believe in God, and wash your ass occasionally.)"
Since when does taking care of yourself mean having muscles? What is so difficult about having a decent education? Since when is every woman a Christian? Again, I understand your comic attempts but at the same time feel offended.
""Financially Stable. He doesn't have to be rich, just financially responsible." (So in other words, we must be able to buy you that Louis Vuitton purse that's on sale for $9,000.00 once we've been together for a month...even if it means working overtime for the next three years in order to recover.)"
Actually no that isn't what it means. In other words, you must be able to get off your lazy asses and get a job instead of sit around in your parents' house all day. You must make decent money to be able to support yourself and in the future, a family. Women usually don't want men living off the streets. But of course, that is just too much to ask. Women shouldn't depend on men anyway right? They should be the ones cooking, cleaning, raising children AND making the money in the house, even though we live in a man's world and still don't get paid as much as men do for similar jobs.
Do you want me to start with the hypocrisy of men? Lets see, men want women to have DD breats and 20 inch waists, causing an exponential increase in anorexia and plastic surgery in the last decade. Men are grossed out when women don't shave their armpits but feel no need to take care of themselves. Men use women because they can't control their sex drives. Men feel that women should be in the kitchen cooking for them and never dream of putting on an apron themselves. Men's expectations are so high up that some men actually order REALDOLLS to have sex with because they are physically "perfect" and have no mind of their own so they can speak back.
Now you might be saying, "What? No way, not me!" Well that is exactly how I felt when I was reading your article. I genuinly believe men want way more from their women than women want from their men. Your generalizations upset me greatly, especially since your demands are far greater and pretty much impossible to reach.
And one more thing, if you don't want to be someone's "comedian" because you find it impossible to put a smile on a woman's face, why don't you try dating someone who DOESN'T have that requirement?
I don't think any article can accurately summarize 'what women want' without being horribly stereotypical and in turn offensive
LOL I love this post.
True- women attempt to change men. Men have their faults too though.
haha i love the pic.
I think...that while it is exaggerated, women do try to change their men. I know I have been guilty of try ing to get my boyfriend to change the way he dressed so that he fits into the "question mark" I've always pictured by my side. I love him to death, I should leave him alone.
Thanks for that. It was funny.
you're totally right that women want men to change and why not? If I'm this this and this, why can't i expect a man to be like that too? it's not fair if my standards are actually lower! if a woman is beautiful, smart, wealthy, funny, and easy-going, she should ask for a man who isn't lazy, is goodlooking, has some money, and understands her emotional character. but women shouldn't change men or ask men to change unless they themselves have great qualities.
i read this to my "other half." it was humorous read until we scrolled down to the pic LOL
nice legs... good job! idk if i agree with it, but i just thought to comment about the pic
i want the person i love to love being them and fucking do it to the fullest potential. that means sleeping how they want in bed.
i want the person i love to love being them and fucking do it to the fullest potential. that means sleeping how they want in bed.
hey, i don't know you, but i read your post, and i totally agree. i think that this is asking too much.. i think that in a relationship, the man and the woman should both give 100% to each other. however, in some cases, like as said above where the man is supposed to give 100 while the woman only gives 20%. i agree, this is wrong. for me, however, i just want my man to not take advantage of what i give him. i give him something and he complains and what's 10x more and is not appreciatve of anything. so in my case, i believe i am the " man " being talked about in your post.
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It's true and not to mention sad. I mean, we should love one another for similarities and differences alike. We should embrace all things and never change someone because you think they need to be programmed, inhanced or bettered in any way. It is pitiful if you ask me, Miguel.
this shit made me laugh out loud. woman are hard to please in certain areas, to be fair, guys have things that they want from a woman as well. and change isn't such a bad thing. sometimes when you spend so much time together with one person, your taste get combined. lol. i just had to post. this was just too funny to pass on by.
xo
I'm not sure what your posting says because I dont "read" but the pictures are lovely
Hahaha... tat's funny how u put it here... Wat can I say? What women really want?? It's a HUGE LIST(s)!! :p Well, sometimes women like to discuss all the things they want in a man, but actually common sense tells them those are juz something they really hope to have, but cant actually have it all... So they talk...
See, women really like to talk, talk about anything they want in life, and complains what is lacking and what is insufficient. After the talk, they will get back to reality (well, some of them does) and accept the fact tat it's juz "daydream". Being a woman myself, no doubt I also want certain traits in man as partner, but frankly, I usually dun get attracted to the man who has ALL the TRAITS. It is those men who is a MAN with A FEW outstanding personalities that really gets me attracted! Ha! So, what do you say? :p
maybe women really want a man that who is care about them
Gosh...the list is rediculous, as are the comments as to what the rediculous list means. Sorry, I don't agree with whoever wrote that article, or you...But i do agree that I think it is rediculous how some women think that they need to change a guy. Accept him for who he is, that's why you liked him in the first place, isn't it??
Ideally everyone would like care for a mate who cares for him/herself. You've believe that one who takes care of the outside and inside has an interest in bettering themselves. You know, who wants to live with someone, who doesn't want the best for themselves?
I think it's bullshit that a mate should expect plated rose-colored glasses-especially when it comes to faults. Love shouldn't be naive or placid (or even blinded), but it should accept at times...and criticise with love. A mate who loves you-it means that all the bad cannot surpass the good.
I don't think a guy would necessarily understand what "being in touch with your feminine side' means. I don't understand. Because all any person really needs is another who communicates. He shouldn't be forced to watch Ally McBeal, nor she pro football. But both should know and understand the other enough not to expect it. ...Maybe watch Gone In 60 Secs every once in a while or Atonement...
Similar sense of humor is a plus. My mom laughs at people getting injured-my dad thinks she's sadistic.
God, I don't want some muscle-bound guy that can cry on contact. I think this 'sensitive guy/hero' goes back to the desire for one who can communicate. If you feel safe talking to him about stuff, and he won't call you dramatic, then that's communication. Ultimately one would understand their mate. Simple.
I think both men and women want someone who cares for them. Eventually, we will learn that he have to heal ourselves-but a mate may guide you to that path of healing or bring you a bowl of soup at least. No?
Personally, I think women should go out and get a job. If you want to get 200 pairs of shoes you should work for it. Independent strong women are more attractive, and men might appreciate that they not bear the who financial load.
He should be in bed when you're cold? Get a blanket lady. I'm sure my boyfriend would tell me that. My feet are always cold, and I persistantly put them under his-hehe. Still, I understand when he gets hot. I think if you love you are willing to make sacrifices, and if your mate loves you back she/he may not expect sacrifices. Give and take with equal enthusiasm. If that balance gets thrown off there's a lack of distrust.
Men should NEVER let a woman change who they are, and women should stop trying so hard. What I mean is, find the right person, don't find the wrong person and then try and change them! We all have faults, but if you go into a relationship expecting to change someone, it's not going to last.
However, I think your evaluation of what women want is unfair. Men have unrealistic expectations of women as well. And men do equally damaging things to a relationship, they are just not the same things that women do.
You're not perfect, and neither are women. Yea for us, let's move on.
hahahha miguel that's too funny XP
I think that most of the things on that list are engraved in some of us from the media and tv; on how men should act in a relationship. We let others tell us what a perfect man should be. There is no such thing as prince charming coming to the rescue. Women should want a companion rather than the perfect being.
ok, not gonna lie...this made me laugh quite a bit...but, if you think for a minute that this is true then you are completely mental. Only severly materialistic girls are like this. I could care less about if muscles, if he can literally kiss my pains away, if he sacrafices very much for me, or any of that crap. Yup, i want a guy who can make me laugh...doesn't have to constantly have me laughing but heck, who wants a guy who is completely boring-no one. Another thing, if you want to insult a girl like that and not compliment her then you are an ass. Why in the world would you insult someone? Ya, we want compliments and not insults...good call...stupid. Also, i for one, could absolutely care less if a guy paid for anything for me...i don't like those expensive things...in fact, i absolutely LOVE thrift stores...i think they're awesome...if i can find a pair of jeans that are comfy at a thrift store then why go to some name brand store...thats just stupid. And why in the world would a girl want a guy to watch chick flicks...honestly if a guy wanted to watch soap operas or some crap like that with me i would think he was gay or something...yup, thats all. Oh and i think that you have had some major problems with some girls or something...you actually kinda remind me of someone i know. But, i think you are kinda bitter and i'm guessing that you don't have a girl right now...just a guess.
I just had to accept that women were insane. It's a war. Using dirty tricks to win is ok under the circumstances.
Let's all be honest, men want to change women, women want to change men, but in the end we settle for what we get; which is in some cases better then we deserve. In other cases (psycho chicks, and cavemen) we're lucky to excape those relationships with our sanity.
The photo shop is cool. I love his shoes, but he needs help with the makeup.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!! IT'S SO TRUE!!! And the superwhore you posted up should have a LV bag instead. There are too many females out there who have really high standards for their men. But it's just weird to think about the men who are willing to accept these chances from their bossy "significant other".
lol.
come to think of it.
some of us women are pretty picky about their perfect prince charming.
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lol. well written ( :
come to think of it..
some of us women are pretty picky about their perfect prince charming..
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hahaha
nice.
Meh. The only thing I've ever complained to my lover about was that he never compliments me. Because I really cannot remember the last time he has. Though in regard to that list of yours, it's amusingly true for most women. In fact, in one movie, a drag queen comments that since all the qualities women look for in a man are traditionally feminine, maybe what women really want is another woman.
By the way, great job on the photoshop. x]
hahahahahha! I found you on the home page of xanga. You are so funny!
hahahahahha! I found you on the home page of xanga. You are so funny!
LOL that list is so ridiculous
i think maybe you slightly misinterpreted a couple of the points. but honestly.. i wouldn't even watch ally mcbeal. and i don't want a man who's particularly in touch with his feminine side - he's probably going to turn out to be gay. there are other points i could comment on, but i won't bother.
the list is clearly a pile of crap for the most part, and seems to be demanding some woman/women's warped idea of male 'perfection'. Luckily you do seem to have a sense of humour (based on that picture), so you've got the most important one down. ;p If the woman who wrote this actually got her idea of male perfection, then she'd probably soon change her mind when she caught him in bed with her brother crying because ross and rachel just kissed again for the first time on Friends. Or when he knew more about her menstrual cycle than she did.
men and women... we'll probably never understand each other, and maybe women will never really know what they want. best we can do is respect each others differences, i guess, and be glad for them. just be yourself..
I don't think that's true. It's exaggerated.
Don't read ivillage, it's full of it.
yep you got it! its not that complicated!
i know how you feel. I got to be a goddamn saint around my woman. even when i am not with her. it sux, but what will i do without her. sit around and make lists like u? the hell with that. i am here staying up reading these lists. they don't just do what WE say- cuz they can't be robots. and we can't always keep our promises. so that's life.
100% agree, just been broken up with my girlfriend that been with me for 4yrs...found it, she is cheating at my back~
SAD~
this cracked me up! in some ways it is entirely accurate. The thing that most people don't understand is that both women and men want a significant other that can play multiple roles. Be a lady in public but a vixen in the bedroom. Be a man in public but somewhat of a puppy when you hold your girl. Maybe wait til she falls asleep before you roll away to your comfort. Regardless of how much has changed in the equality of men and women most women want chivalry. Open my door, pull out my chair. Many women wont mind washing your clothes and cooking your food. Just as long as in the end it comes to 50-50 effort, but anyways this comment is getting lengthy....i love your superman picture!
Oh honey....hubby and I have had this discussion at length. You forgot to add that mixed in with all of this is their sex drive which becomes non existant somewhere in there too! LOL
Seriously, I don't know how, but I figured out that we women whine a lot more than we put out. And, guys are so simple....give him some booty first...trust me, he'll hold you and protect you and whatever else you want. It's a pretty simple concept...try giving first and you'll be surprised at how the rest of this stuff works out.
You go, baby!
Kind of like what guys would like from a lady. Just wrapped around different types of standards (cook clean beer whatever). And if the guy didn't like Tupac, I'd probably wipe the floor clean with him.
: )
One of my exes told me that I had changed him. I accepted the compliment but it was never my intention to do so. It was rather a turnoff because I liked the guy I met and wanted to date. Changing his personality for me was a scary concept because it told me that he wanted our relationship to be more committed than I wanted.
As for that iVillage list:
"He should take care of himself, mentally, physically and spiritually"
--He should wear only clean clothing, participate in some form of exercise, enjoy some of intellectual pursuits, and wash daily.
"He's always pointing out the good things about me but he loves me for my faults too."
--No one is perfect. If you love 80% of each other but can't stand 20%, that's good enough provided the 20% doesn't include a deal-breaking characteristic.
"In touch with his feminine side. He will watch Ally McBeal with me and not make sarcastic remarks."
--Ha ha ha! He does not have to watch Ally McBeal with me. She will let him watch his shows in peace, and he should allow the same for her.
"He MUST have a good sense of humor!"
--Can you laugh at yourself or life in general? If she finds your sense of humor offensive or infantile, you are dating the wrong person.
"Sensitivity is key, but not to the point of being wimpy. I still need to feel like he can protect me"
--Hold us if we are sad, words are optional. If someone tries to mug us, kick him in the balls and hold our hands as we both run like hell out of there.
"He should be able to kiss away all his woman's pains and still manage to send chills down her spine when he does."
--Chills down her spine? Are you kidding me?!
"Financially Stable. He doesn't have to be rich, just financially responsible."
--Just don't be drowning in debt. Net increase in income.
"He should hold you in bed at night when you are cold and not pull away even though he is sweating to death."
--If I'm cold in bed, I'll wrap myself in another blanket. If you hog the blanket or thrash throughout the night, we will sleep separately.
lol, sorry that we women are a pain sometimes. lol. Thankfully, not everyone is THAT picky.
Love the pic by the way.
Rachel
I saw you on Featured!
Finally, someone who deserves it.
XD Now THIS is genuinely interesting.
If men were created to follow all the things that we wanted, then maybe we'd be satisfied.
Well, please then... send me a smoking hot hunk that will "understand" my infuriations and possess the patience to wait upon me like a servant.
And YES, he must carry my shopping bags.
when it all comes down to it, women just want to be treated like princesses. As long as you do that, we'll forgive the rest, believe me.
Aren't guy looking for perfect women and trying to change them as well ? Vice Versa ... LOL !!!
Cute photoshop,
I must say though, I know plenty of men who try to change women just as much. And god help them ever meet a woman who didn't shower or do something to take care of herself for one thing- they probably wouldn't even talk to her. And thats just one of the categories. So while you're at it, you should make one regarding women as well. Because if you ask me, both sexes do it.
Ha ha! I feel the same way about this. 'Course, women probably have their own response... can't wait to see what they think we think the perfect woman is.
Women can not change men. this is what ruins relationships, and ladies if you don't like his habits just break up with him.
I just want a man without a castration complex.
OMG I'm literally dying here so true so true yes we women can be a handful,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I just wanted to be comment #350.. ha
Ah, the joys of Photoshop.
that's bullshit. i just want someone normal and cool. apparently hard to come by.
A really wise person once told me that you can't expect someone to meet the standards you set if you don't uphold them too. However, if you are upholding your own standards, it's perfectly reasonable to expect your guy to meet them as well.
ok im a girl, but that is hilarious! seriuosly though...gl with finding a girl.
So according to that, women want men they can walk all over. That sounds like the makeup of a great relationship!
It’s a story of mine. I wear the links of london in my whole life. No one knows why I love so much the ring. I also don’t know why. We even don’t know what his name is and how old he is and where he come and went. It really likes a ridiculous story. But I have a proof that is the links of london jewellery ring. It’s neither a dream nor a girl’s imagination. I don’t know if you can see this article, if you can remember the period happiness, I hope you can have a happy life.
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