November 8, 2007

  • Where The Hell Have You Been, Miguel???

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    I've been working in a domestic capacity for the past couple of days...not by choice, mind you. I've been trying to get over being sick...I'm guessing pneumonia or bronchitis, but I'll never know. I hate doctors and I avoid them at all costs. I have to be really sick for me to go. How sick you ask? Well, perhaps this sick ==>

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    Okay, maybe that was an exaggeration...but just slightly less sick than that, and then maybe I'd go. So while at home, I find it hard to just relax. I hate a messy house and with 3 kids...a clean house is almost an impossibility! So, in between cleaning and picking up after my disgusting hellions, I've been napping. And that got me thinking. I would have made a damn fine bear! Really, if reincarnation is true, I no longer want to come back as Jessica Alba's dog...nope. I want to be a bear. What a life. No real predators, just eating and sleeping...I could handle that. So I apologize for neglecting Xanga these past days. I'll make my way around today.

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Comments (27)

  • bear mating is pretty scary though. gotta watch out. it's fierce, man.

  • Ha Ha Ha I would have made a great bear too.

    RYC: I know shocking isn't it?

  • Well, you have boasted about your hairy ass . . .
    But, wouldn't you want to come back as Jessica Alba's favorite thong?

    ryc . . . yeah, I'm excited'bout el viaje, pero estrañaré a la familia lots'n lots.  First time not doing the big dinner at mi casa for over 8yrs now.  Eh, they can fend for themselves.  hehe hhehee

  • i'll never get tired of your sense of humor

  • RYC: I'm quite aware of rolling cigarettes. Even those have gotten expensive. Two dollars and fifty cents for Zig-Zag at the local store. Seriously.

  • Cont. Now that you made me think about it I realized I'm a pick up a pack a day kind of smoker. It might be cheaper going for a carton every Sunday or so.

    And that isn't you is it? I mean, what happened to all the tattoo's?

  • youre hairy enough.. halfway to a bear

  • pneumonia blows. get better soon.

  • If you were a bear you'd get to "shit in the woods" too!

  • I feel your pain... I've been sick for the past week too. No work for me, just sitting around the house. And now that I'm at the point where I'm beginning to feel better from the mono I've suffered from, I now have pinkeye. So it's all hitting me at the same time. Oh well... now I won't get sick for the rest of the winter (hopefully)....

    Get better asap, and enjoy life as a bear.

  • Sorry you've been sick.  You haven't tossed your humor with your cookies, though! 

    Kathi

  • A bear hu? but what if you ended up as a rug??  then again I have heard stories about what people do on bear skinned rugs....so yeah not a bad choice.

    Feel better soon....remember Vicks cures everything and if that dont work use manteca!! haha

  • You always have such alluring pics. You have to stop that, Miguel.

    Get well. I dont think since i have known you on here, i have read of you being sick. i avoid the docs, too!

  • i was sick for three months last year with bronchitis.

  • When I read the subject, I was going to make a crack about how I'd bee holding my breath waiting, but then when I read your entry it didn't seem as funny...

    Pneumonia sucks. I had it for three months. I feel you with the doctors, I've gotten to the point where I now just self-diagnose myself and then go when I need tests done or a prescription. I have bad luck with them.

    Btw, that picture is awesome haha. That made me laugh. But my picture is still cuter. :P Feel better soon. Sick sucks. And with the way my apartment looks on a regular basis, I can't imagine the mess once baby starts walking... (it's not "dirty", there's just no floor most days) I guess I'm conditioning myself considering how much of a mess he makes already.

  • I haven't really been around much either lately, as I'm coming off a breakup and a job loss, all within the span of a week. Glad you are back tho!

  • lol, jessica alba's dog. nice

  • that looks mildly inapropriate. LOL!!!

  • Feel better soon Miguel..

    RYC about Dan's ads:You complain.... they are gone.

  • Ahh come on! Suck it up!

    Feel better soon :)

  • I could dig being a bear... then my pleasantly plumpness would be admired by all the big papa bears. LOL I would be "Da Bomb" in mating season. Hell yeah. That and I love fish... i could dig it. LOL

  • hope your feeling better, I got the same thing, achy, flu like symptoms, general sinusitis and bronchitis.

       I went to the doctor

     

  • Pneumonia that is not sick enough for you. You are still alive so you were not that crazy not to go I suppose.

    RYC

    No, i am so far from being that compassionate

  • WTF? How did i miss this post?

    I'm sorry you've been sick...that SUCKS! I hope you are feeling better soon.

    That's the scariest F'ing picture you've ever posted.

    RYC: Deal. I'll think of you that way.

  • Being a bear would be damn awesome. Just eat, sleep, and kickass all day.

  • Sorry you've been sick... Hope you feel better soon. I'm like you, I can't stand a dirty house. Even if I'm sick, it has to be clean...

  • Please tell me this is you! Hahaha! :D Hope you feel better.

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